MASTERPIECE #2158

Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2157

Alexei Korin, Russian

"Ugh, She's Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing.  I Know It's Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?," 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2126

John Maler Collier, English

"We Need To Make This Look Like an Accident.  You Don't Happen To Have a Banana Peel on You, Do You?," ca. 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2076

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

The New Governess, Making Sure She's Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2070

John Maler Collier, English

This Year's Winner of the Bony Award For Outstanding Achievement in Grave Robbery, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1958

René-Henri Ravaut, French

"Okay, I Believe You.  Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet.  Next!," 1894

Illustration

MASTERPIECE #1941

Joaquín Sorolla, Spanish

The Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin' Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1926

Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss

"Sir, I Want You To Take a Good Look at These Suspects, and Tell Me If You See the Man Who Stole Your Razor.  Take Your Time," 1892

Oil tempera on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1906

Franz Stuck, German

"Kiss You?  I Don't Think So.  And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I'll Go Public With This," 1891

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1884

Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1858

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

"I'm Warning You, Butter.  Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It," 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1842

Albert Anker, Swiss

Santa's Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar "Nice List"-Fixing Scheme, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1821

Adolf Reich, Austrian

"...and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes...Um, Mr. Weinstein?...Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?...," Before 1963

Oil on panel

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)

Henry "Hy" Sandham, Canadian

Woman Being Terrorized By the Original Hell's Angels, 1887

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1756

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1676

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Revelers Celebrating National Arson Day, 1807

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1660

Charles Meynier, French

Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1657

José Madrazo, Spanish

"You Have the Right To Remain Silent.  Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used to Establish a Major Western Religion...," 1803

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1654

Wojciech Kossak, Polish

"Sorry Folks, But I Clocked You Plowing 40 in a 25 Furrows-Per-Hour Zone," 1909

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1651

Karel Myslbek, Czech

"So What Do You Say?  Should We Try CPR, or Just Rob Him and Call It a Day?," 1909

Oil on canvas