MASTERPIECE #2362

Evert-Jan Boks, Dutch-Belgian

"I Say We Accept His Proposal. He's the Perfect Catch! Rich, Handsome, and Apparently Oblivious That She's a Lesbian," 1882

Oil on panel

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Berthold Woltze, German

Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic "Sorry, I've Got a Boyfriend," Or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2331

Luigi Bianchi, Italian

Brent Had Never Had Much Luck on the Dating Scene, Due To His Annoying Habit of Talking Down To Women, 1861

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2296

William Powell Frith, English

"Hey, Good-Lookin' -- Can I Interest You in a One-Knight Stand? Get It? Because I'm a Knight? . . . Hello?," 1868

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2287

Robert Collinson, English

"No Matter What Happens, My Dearest, I Shall Always Love You. Oh, By the Way, You're Cool Watching My Cats While I'm Gone, Right?," 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2267

René-Xavier Prinet, French

Playing Bach's Sonata For Violin, Piano, and Condom, 1901

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2261

César Pattein, French

When the Other Girls Discovered the Note From Her Secret Admirer, Felicity's Face Turned Bright Red. Or Maybe That Was Just a Rash From the Burlap, 1905

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2241

Fredrik Ahlstedt, Finnish

Girl Trying To Contain Her Joy at Discovering That Her Boyfriend Plays the Accordion, 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2191

Carl Probst, Austrian

Romeo, Wondering What Juliet Meant When She Said, "BRB -- I Totally Have To Instagram This!," 1874

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #2161

Auguste Alexandre Hirsch, French

"Sorry.  I'd Let You Play It, But I Don't Think I Could Survive Having My Harp Broken Again," 1865

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2137

William Bouguereau, French

"Baby, I'm Thinking Let's Keep It Simple This Valentine's Day and Just Go Out to Dinner.  Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code," 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2136

Johannes Vermeer, Dutch

"It's Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma'am.  It's Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting," ca. 1667

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2121

William Holman Hunt, English

"My Parents Are Spending a Fortune on Our Wedding, So They Don't Want To Take Any Chances.  But Right After the Ceremony, the Leg Irons Come Off.  I Promise," 1850

Oil on mahogany wood or panel

MASTERPIECE #2099

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

"Hey Beautiful, I Think You're Gonna Need a Bigger Fan, Because You Are Lookin' Hot To-NIGHT!," 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2098

William Holyoake, English

Suzanne's Heart Skipped a Beat When Ronald Caught Her Eye, But Unfortunately, the Stupid Monocle Was a Dealbreaker, ca. 1875

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2094

William Powell Frith, English

Randall's Movie Career Was Derailed By the Fact He Couldn't Get Through a Single Love Scene Without Looking at the Camera, 1875

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2091

Frederic George Stephens, English

"But Prithee, WHY Won't You Marry Me, My Dearest?  Is It Because I'm But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?," 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2078

Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

After a Month Without a Single Match, Rick Was Forced To Admit That Including the Whip in His Dating Profile Photo Was a Tactical Error, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2033

Edmund Leighton, British

"I Brought You Here To Propose, Veronica, But This Waterfall's Really Making Me Have To Pee.  Rain Check?," 1901

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2011

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

First Recorded "Row-By Breakup," 1891

Oil on panel