MASTERPIECE #2155

James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American

When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2140

Leopold Loeffler, Polish-Russian

Though His Family Loved It, Cliff's Ventriloquist Act Somehow Failed To Find a Larger Audience, 1853

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2078

Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

After a Month Without a Single Match, Rick Was Forced To Admit That Including the Whip in His Dating Profile Photo Was a Tactical Error, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2055

Wilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

At First, Artists Found Julie's Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2050

François-Louis Dejuinne, French

"Tell You What, Gentlemen.  Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don't You Take Your Tops Off?," 1821

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2037

George Luks, American

The Exact Moment Neil Decided It Was Time To Change Chiropractors, 1905

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2016

Lord Frederick Leighton, English

The Amazing Jeanine, the World's Lamest Escape Artist, 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1986

Julio Ruelas, Mexican

Erica Didn't Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act.  She Was Going To Get Them on "America's Got Talent," 1897

Oil on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #1959

Pekka Halonen, Finnish

Just in Case They Ever Won the Lottery, the Maxwell Family Spent Two Hours a Day Practicing Looking Stunned, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1953

August Knoop, German

Mortimer Had the Annoying Habit of Refusing To Look at His Cards Until After He'd Tried To Read Them Telepathically, 1894

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #1944

Rafael Frederico, Brazilian

Doug Was Confused By His Doctor's Reaction.  Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1932

Ferdinand Max Bredt, German

Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever., 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1924

Per Ewert, Swedish

"Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks?  That's My Ex Walking This Way.  When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me.  Deal?," 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1893

Émile Friant, French

"Relax, Ladies!  He's Not Going To Bite.  Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks," 1881

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1891

Jean-Eugène Buland, French

Weekly Meeting of the Committee For the Avoidance of Eye Contact, 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1884

Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1863

Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian

You Had To Give Kristin Credit.  That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1858

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

"I'm Warning You, Butter.  Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It," 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1837

Haynes King, British

"Oh, That's Okay -- We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time.  That's Really Just a First Date Thing With Me," 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1801

Edward Poynter, British

Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868

Oil on canvas