MASTERPIECE #2336

Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish

Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Subtly Letting You Know She Found Your New Address on the Web, 1884

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2332

Roger de la Fresnaye, French

Man Wondering If That Photo He Just Uploaded Violates LinkedIn's Terms of Service, ca. 1910

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2257

Franz von Lenbach, German

Portrait of the Robertsons, That Creepy Family That Never Blinks, 1903

Oil on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #2251

Hans Thoma, German

Normally I Wouldn't Be In Favor of Burning the Flag, But In This Case It's a Possible Public Health Issue, 1892

Oil and chalk on paper

MASTERPIECE #2240

Henri de Braekeleer, Belgian

Vanessa's Habit of Smelling All Her Food Before She Ate It Ensured That She Always Dined Alone, 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2231

Julius Kronberg, Swedish

Sign You Need a New Roommate #11: He's an Avid Harpist Who Dresses Like Tarzan, 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2218

Ernst Josephson, Swedish

Edith Was Fond of Talking To Her Plants, But Mostly She Just Listened, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2211

Axel Kulle, Swedish

"Dude, It's Not That Hard a Question.  One Lump or Two?," 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2204

Edward Burne-Jones, British

"Just Stay Perfectly Still, Honey, and I Think We'll Be Okay.  Whatever You Do, Do NOT Make Direct Eye Contact," ca. 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2185

Philipp Sporrer, German

"Come On -- If You Won't Listen To Me About the Outfit, At Least Let's See a Smile.  No Chick in Her Right Mind Is Swiping Right on That," 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2181

Anselm Feuerbach, German

The Judgment Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2175

Barbara Krafft, Austrian

The Profile Photo That Got the Richardsons Kicked Off Facebook, 1797

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2165

Leonardo Gasser, Italian

Oh No, Jerome Was Doing It Again.  You Know That Weird Thing Where He Smells People's Fingers?, 1866

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2155

James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American

When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2140

Leopold Loeffler, Polish-Russian

Though His Family Loved It, Cliff's Ventriloquist Act Somehow Failed To Find a Larger Audience, 1853

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2078

Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

After a Month Without a Single Match, Rick Was Forced To Admit That Including the Whip in His Dating Profile Photo Was a Tactical Error, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2055

Wilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

At First, Artists Found Julie's Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2050

François-Louis Dejuinne, French

"Tell You What, Gentlemen.  Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don't You Take Your Tops Off?," 1821

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2037

George Luks, American

The Exact Moment Neil Decided It Was Time To Change Chiropractors, 1905

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2016

Lord Frederick Leighton, English

The Amazing Jeanine, the World's Lamest Escape Artist, 1878

Oil on canvas