Showing posts with label Weirdos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weirdos. Show all posts

Sunday, March 10, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2155























James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American

When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 17, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2140























Leopold Loeffler, Polish-Russian

Though His Family Loved It, Cliff's Ventriloquist Act Somehow Failed To Find a Larger Audience, 1853

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 8, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2078























Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

After a Month Without a Single Match, Rick Was Forced To Admit That Including the Whip in His Dating Profile Photo Was a Tactical Error, 1883

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 7, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2055























Wilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

At First, Artists Found Julie's Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 30, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2050























François-Louis Dejuinne, French

"Tell You What, Gentlemen.  Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don't You Take Your Tops Off?," 1821

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2037
















George Luks, American

The Exact Moment Neil Decided It Was Time To Change Chiropractors, 1905

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 12, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2016















Lord Frederick Leighton, English

The Amazing Jeanine, the World's Lamest Escape Artist, 1878

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 1, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1986


















Julio Ruelas, Mexican

Erica Didn't Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act.  She Was Going To Get Them on "America's Got Talent," 1897

Oil on cardboard

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1959























Pekka Halonen, Finnish

Just in Case They Ever Won the Lottery, the Maxwell Family Spent Two Hours a Day Practicing Looking Stunned, 1894

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1953

















August Knoop, German

Mortimer Had the Annoying Habit of Refusing To Look at His Cards Until After He'd Tried To Read Them Telepathically, 1894

Oil on wood

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1944























Rafael Frederico, Brazilian

Doug Was Confused By His Doctor's Reaction.  Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 15, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1932













Ferdinand Max Bredt, German

Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever., 1893

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1924














Per Ewert, Swedish

"Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks?  That's My Ex Walking This Way.  When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me.  Deal?," 1892

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 22, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1893


















Émile Friant, French

"Relax, Ladies!  He's Not Going To Bite.  Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks," 1881

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1891
















Jean-Eugène Buland, French

Weekly Meeting of the Committee For the Avoidance of Eye Contact, 1891

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 11, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1884























Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

Sunday, January 14, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1863























Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian

You Had To Give Kristin Credit.  That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 7, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1858























Christian Krohg, Norwegian

"I'm Warning You, Butter.  Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It," 1879

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 30, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1837

















Haynes King, British

"Oh, That's Okay -- We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time.  That's Really Just a First Date Thing With Me," 1874

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1801



















Edward Poynter, British

Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868

Oil on canvas