MASTERPIECE #2158

Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2145

Alessandro Turchi, Italian

"Thank You So Much!  And Thank You To the Academy!  I Share This Award With All the Other Shepherds Nominated in My Category...", ca. 1620

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2125

James Collinson, English

"You See, Honey?  You Just Clap and the Lights Go On.  Not Bad For $19.99, Huh?," 1856

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2097

John William Waterhouse, English

Nero Taking a Break From Fiddling To Watch CNN's Coverage of the Big Fire, 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1987

Josef Kinzel, Austrian

"So Then the Guy Says To Me, 'You Know, You Look a Lot Like Tom Skerritt.'  And I Say, 'Who the Hell is Tom Skerritt?'  But He Just Gets Back in His Time Machine and Drives Away," 1897

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1986

Julio Ruelas, Mexican

Erica Didn't Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act.  She Was Going To Get Them on "America's Got Talent," 1897

Oil on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #1968

Hermann Grimm, German

(Mom, From Other Room): "Kids!  I Don't Want You Just Sitting in Front of That Painting All Day.  Now Go Outside and Play!," 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1965

Théophile Emmanuel Duverger, French

"It's Okay, Girls.  But I Think We've All Learned a Lesson About Name-Calling Today.  Where Did You Ever Hear of a Word Like 'Feckless' Anyway?," Before 1886

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1963

William Russell Birch, English

Hollywood Residents Walking Amid What's Left of Roseanne's Career, 1792

Hand-colored etching

MASTERPIECE #1956

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

"They Say Meghan's Asking For an Annulment.  Turns Out the Whole Thing Was Just a Publicity Stunt for the DVD Release of 'Suits'," 1897

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1939

Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian

"Remember Guys, If Samson Wakes Up, We Just Tell Him He's on One of Those Ambush Makeover Reality Shows," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1900

Brad Fraunfelter, American

"Yeah, I Saw 'The Shape of Water' Too.  But You Can Relax -- I'm Not Into Dudes," 2010

Digital illustration

MASTERPIECE #1899

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

"It Says That This Year, Just To Be Safe, When We're Presenting We Should Say, "And the Oscar For Best Picture PROBABLY Goes To...," ca. 1668-1670

Oil on canvas on panel

MASTERPIECE #1876

Georges Seurat, French

A) A Sunday on La Grande Jatte, 1884

B) Super Bowl Sunday on La Grande Jatte, 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1865

Max Liebermann, German

"The Handmaid's Tale" Stunt Doubles Relaxing Between Scenes, ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1853

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

"I Am Truly Humbled By This Reception, Your Majesty.  But You Do Realize I'm Just Here to Install Your Cable, Right?," 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1836

Richard Caton Woodville, Sr., American

"Yes!  Matt Lauer!  I Have Him in My Office's Inappropriate Sexual Conduct Pool!," 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1825

Francois-Andre Vincent, French

Alexander the Great Judging "The Entire Known Western World's Next Top Model," 1789

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1817

John Phillip, Scottish

"Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand:  Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact 'Just Good Friends'?  I Move For a Vote," 1863

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010)

Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French

Phoebe from "Friends," Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867

Oil on canvas