MASTERPIECE #2150

Jules Lefebvre, French

If There Was a Prize For the Most Creative Use of Old Amazon Packaging, Jessica Would Win Hands-Down, 1861

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2098

William Holyoake, English

Suzanne's Heart Skipped a Beat When Ronald Caught Her Eye, But Unfortunately, the Stupid Monocle Was a Dealbreaker, ca. 1875

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2091

Frederic George Stephens, English

"But Prithee, WHY Won't You Marry Me, My Dearest?  Is It Because I'm But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?," 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2079

Édouard Manet, French

"You Know You're Thinking It, So Just Come Out and Say It.  The Horizontal Stripe Thing Isn't Working For Me," 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2060

Leopold Loffler, Polish

"Honey, You've Got To Believe Me.  I Was Going To Return Your Skirt, I Swear!," 1857

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2057

Albert Anker, Swiss

"Oh, Shoot -- I Thought I Was Knitting a Scarf.  According to This, I've Been Making a Jockstrap," 1907

Watercolor on paper

MASTERPIECE #2045

Juliusz Kossak, Polish

"There He Is. Right There. That's the Guy Who Called My Pants 'Tights,'" 1882

Watercolor on paper

MASTERPIECE #2040

Jan de Bray, Dutch

Restaurant Owner Informing Diners That He Just Ran Out of the Lobster, 1667

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC: 2011

Francesco Beda, Italian

British Admiral Wondering If He's Got the Nads To Wear White After Labor Day, 1880

Oil on wood panel

MASTERPIECE #2025

Henri Regnault, French

Why You Don't Make Fun of the Moorish King's Pink Dress, 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2015

James Tissot, French

Dating Don't #7: Hitting on a Woman While Wearing a Skirt, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2013

Miklos Barabas, Hungarian

Emperor Franz Joseph I in His Skinny Jeans, 1853

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2009

Titian, Italian

Perseus Realizing Too Late That He's Wearing Suede, 1553

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1998

Salvador Martínez Cubells, Spanish

Behind Every Successful Man Is a Woman Resisting the Urge To Comment on His Choice of Outfit, 1890

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1971

René-Paul Schutzenberger, French

As She Watched the Extinction-Level Asteroid Hurtle Toward Earth, Daphne Quietly Cursed Herself For Wearing White, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1962

Marcel Rieder, French

"Okay, I Don't Know Which of You It Was That Whistled, But Just Because I'm Wearing This Doesn't Mean You Can Treat Me Like a Sex Object," 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1952

Gustavo Simoni, Italian

Argument at First Board Meeting of Levi Strauss & Co., 1894

Watercolor and gouache on paper on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1944

Rafael Frederico, Brazilian

Doug Was Confused By His Doctor's Reaction.  Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1925

Juana Romani, Italian

Not Only Was the Cone Unattractive, Bridget Found It Insulting That Her Doctor Thought She Might Lick Her Stitches, 1892

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1904

Paul Gauguin, French

Wendy Discovered She Could Save a Fortune on Laundry Detergent By Making Each Day’s Clothing From Scratch, 1880

Oil on canvas