Saturday, January 31, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1142
















Cima da Conegliano, Italian

The Baby Jesus Thinking Something Seems Fishy About Today's Game Ball, 1518

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1141























Jean-Paul Laurens, French

Cardinal Picking His Square for Vatican's Super Bowl Office Pool, 1874

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 29, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1140














Jean-Paul Laurens, French

Roman Senator Cato Taking "The Self-Impalement Challenge" for Charity, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1139























Federico Andreotti, Italian

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 21), 1877

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1138

















John Maler Collier, English

The 45 Minutes of "Sleeping Beauty" Most People Fast-Forward Through, 1929

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 26, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1137















Anthony Frederick Sandys, English

Pandora Realizing She Left Her Box in the Taxicab, 1864

Colored chalks on greenish-blue paper

Sunday, January 25, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1136























Leon Bonnat, French

Arab Cursing Son For Not Picking Up His Damn Legos, 1884

Oil on canvas

Saturday, January 24, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1135


















Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

Anatomy Lecture at Antwerp Medical School for the Blind, 1632

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 22, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1134























Hans Memling, German

#fakebaby, 1470

Tempera

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1133























Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

Tommy Lee Jones Auditioning for Gandalf, 1883

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1132











Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English

Bill Cosby Was Here, 1894

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 19, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1131






















Rudolf Ernst, Austro-French

Animal Control Officer Responding to Stray Cat Call, 1884

Oil on panel

Sunday, January 18, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1130






















Rudolf Ernst, Austro-French

Bear Forced to Dance on the Pole to Help Pay for College, 1884

Oil on panel

Friday, January 16, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1129



















Jean Beraud, French

Amy Adams, Totally Fine With Not Being Nominated, 1890

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 15, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1128























Jules-Adolphe Breton, French

Woman Wishing Her Damn Rake Had Come With Instructions, 1859

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1127






















Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Woman Reading the Operating Instructions for Her New Rake, 1883

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 12, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1126















Sir John Everett Millais, English

Just a Bunch of Guys Watching a Couple of Naked Dudes Wrestle.  You Got a Problem With That?, 1841

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1125























John Maler Collier, English

Polygamist at His Wedding Reception, 1880

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

#jesuischarlie























John William Waterhouse, English

Satirical Cartoonist Going Off to Work, 1905

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1123















Jean Beraud, French

Annual Gathering of the Men Who Look Like Various Presidents Society, 1889

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 4, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1122























Jean Beraud, French

Spectators Filming Historic Wright Brothers Flight With Their iBowlers, 1909

Oil on board