Sunday, October 19, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1086























Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Sally About To Teach Billy That He Picked the Wrong Kid to Call "Doodyface," 1865

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1085























Jean Jacques Hauer, French

Family Portrait Ruined By Wormy Dog Rubbing Butt Across Floor, 1790

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 12, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1084















Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Woman Seriously Considering Jumping to Her Death to Escape From Pompous Douchebag, 1875

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 9, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1083























Thomas Gainsborough, English

Admiral George Rodney, Asking if Someone Wouldn't Mind Snagging Him a Protein Bar From His Bag, 1782

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1082























Thomas Eakins, American

David Schwimmer Playing Dolley Madison, Against His Agent's Advice, 1902

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 5, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1081























Thomas Gainsborough, English

The 2nd Lord Vernon, Wondering if Maybe He Should Take the Beggin' Strips Out of His Pocket, 1767

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 2, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1080























Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Why Ryan Gosling Can't Sunbathe Nude in his Backyard Anymore, 1873

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1079





















Thomas Eakins, American

Professor Benjamin Rand, Pioneer in the Field of Subatomic Feline Reduction (aka "Cat Shrinking"), 1874

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 29, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1078



































Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Bridesmaid at the Clooney Wedding Throwing Her Panties at the Groom, 1873

Oil on panel

Sunday, September 28, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1077























Titian, Italian

Female Sculptor Proudly Displaying Her Bust, 1510

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 25, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1076























Vitaly Komar and Alexander Melamid, American

Kidnapping Victim and Captor Breaking Monotony With Game of Tag, 1983

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1075



















Pierre Bonnard, French

Clip From ESPN's Coverage of Competitive Dieting, 1924

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 21, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1074























John Singer Sargent, American

My Roommate, Willfully Ignoring My Request to Wear Bottoms in the Kitchen, 1880

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 18, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1073























Cornelis Bisschop, Dutch

Victim of Harassment Trying to Decide on a Weapon, 1660

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 15, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1072
















Ernest Meissonier, French

"So Napoleon, Admiral Nelson, and Ray Rice Walk Into a Bar...," 1869

Oil on wood