Thursday, October 17, 2019


Henry Stacy Marks, English

The Moment He Opened the Box, Gregory Knew He'd Found Something Special. No, This Was Not Just Another Pretty Vase, 1877

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 16, 2019


Edward Lamson Henry, American

"Seriously Dude, This Place Is a Pig Sty. Let Me Give You Marie Kondo's Phone Number," 1895

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 15, 2019


John Haynes-Williams, English

Uh-Oh. Either That Statue Really Did Just Blink, or Elizabeth Was Going To Have To Lay Off Those New Diet Pills, ca. 1870

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 14, 2019


Gustave Caillebotte, French

Today's "That Is Priceless" Masterpiece Is Brought To You By the Letter "h," 1877



Auguste Serrure, Belgian

Baron William van Korynnehull's Original Demonstration of His Famous Game, 1871

Oil on panel

Thursday, October 10, 2019


Thomas Somerscales, British

Climactic Chase Scene From Failed "Fast and the Furious" Spin-Off, "The Swift and the Seaworthy: North Sea Drift," 1921

Oil on canvas


Henri de Braekeleer, Belgian

Worst "Frasier" Episode of All Time: "The One Where Frasier Dabbles in Lithography," 1875

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 8, 2019


Isaac Henzell, English

Meg Was Halfway To the Courthouse To Post Her Husband's Bail When She Realized She May Have Misunderstood the Judge, 1870

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 7, 2019


José Jiménez y Aranda, Spanish

Painters Capturing That Rarest of Sights: An Amish Woman in the Wild, 1886



Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

Woman Telling Husband That For Her Birthday This Year, She'd Like Either Flowers or Breast Implants, 1670

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 3, 2019


William Powell Frith, English

Hank Wasn't a Big Fan of Prison, But on the Plus Side, He Was Killing It on His Fitbit, 1880

Oil on panel

Wednesday, October 2, 2019


William Powell Frith, English

Woman Watching "Marriageable Bachelor in Paradise" on Her New iCompactCase, 1883

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 1, 2019


Moritz Stifter, Austrian

"Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?," 1889

Oil on wood

Monday, September 30, 2019


Eastman Johnson, American

Cecily Wanted To Join the Circus But She Couldn't Afford Trained Poodles, So She Was Forced To Get Creative, ca. 1872-1880

Pastel on wove paper, mounted to canvas on a wooden stretcher

Sunday, September 29, 2019


William Powell Frith, English

"Hey, Good-Lookin' -- Can I Interest You in a One-Knight Stand? Get It? Because I'm a Knight? . . . Hello?," 1868

Oil on canvas