Thursday, March 15, 2018


John George Brown, American

"Dude, I Swear.  If You Sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' One More Time, I'm Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar," 1878

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 14, 2018


Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian

Kelly Thought It Was Tim's Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn's Mess.  Tim Begged To Differ. 1530

Oil on panel

Tuesday, March 13, 2018


Gustavo Hastoy, Brazilian

"Okay, Okay, Mom!  I'll Drive You To the Grocery Store in a Minute.  Just Let Me Finish Signing the Brazilian Constitution First," 1891

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 12, 2018


Jules Breton, French

At 13, Becky Was at a Career Crossroads:  Should She Continue To Be Exploited For Farm Labor, or Transition To Being Exploited For Factory Labor?, 1891

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 11, 2018


Franz Stuck, German

"Kiss You?  I Don't Think So.  And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I'll Go Public With This," 1891

Oil on panel

Thursday, March 8, 2018


Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch

"Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat's Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake.  Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With," Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810

Oil on panel

Wednesday, March 7, 2018


Paul Gauguin, French

Wendy Discovered She Could Save a Fortune on Laundry Detergent By Making Each Day’s Clothing From Scratch, 1880

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 6, 2018


Paul Gauguin, French

"Wait!  I Definitely Heard It Ringing That Time, So It Has To Be In Here Somewhere.  Call It Again," 1889

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 5, 2018


Adalbert Franz Seligmann, Austrian

"Ugh, All This Screaming Is Giving Me a Headache.  Can One of You Go Check To See If Anybody's Invented Anesthesia Yet?," ca. 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 4, 2018


Edmund Leighton, British

Shoot.  That Was Probably the Domino's Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn't Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty.  Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891

Oil on panel


Brad Fraunfelter, American

"Yeah, I Saw 'The Shape of Water' Too.  But You Can Relax -- I'm Not Into Dudes," 2010

Digital illustration

Saturday, March 3, 2018


Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

"It Says That This Year, Just To Be Safe, When We're Presenting We Should Say, "And the Oscar For Best Picture PROBABLY Goes To...," ca. 1668-1670

Oil on canvas on panel

Thursday, March 1, 2018


Emile Claus, Belgian

"Ma'am, It's Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee.  And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He's Just Not That Into You," 1895

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 28, 2018


Charles Courtney Curran, American

Crushed By Her Defeat in the Cabbage-Picking Contest, Lindsay Just Stood There With Her Head in Her Hands, 1914

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 27, 2018


Luis Ricardo Falero, Spanish

Tinkerbell, Wondering Why That Mayfly She Hooked Up With Friday Night Still Hasn't Called, 1888

Oil on canvas