Monday, November 30, 2015


Hans von Hayek, Austro-German

"You Will Soon Meet a Tall, Handsome, But Not Completely Potty-Trained Stranger," 1892

Oil on panel

Sunday, November 29, 2015


William Gordon Burn-Murdoch, Scottish

Army Officer Wondering if He's Been Over-Watering His Helmet, 1891

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 27, 2015


Valentin de Boulogne, French

Jesus Scoring the Last Coffee Table at Macy's Black Friday Furniture Sale, 1618

Oil on canvas


Ford Madox Brown, English

Husband Attempting to Explain "Asian Massage" Charge on Visa Bill, 1872

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 25, 2015


Ilya Repin, Russian

"Stop, You Idiot!  I Need That Thing for the Turkey!," 1890

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Geppetto, Having Recently Expanded Into Making Sex Dolls, 1890

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 23, 2015


Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, She Had to Carry Its Lazy Ass, 1889

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 22, 2015


Max Gaisser, German

This Day in "Shark Tank" History: 1648, 1889

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 19, 2015


Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Wishing There Was a Faster Way to Send Her Boyfriend These Nude Selfies, 1873

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 18, 2015


Edgar Degas, French

Me For About an Hour After Eating a Hot Pocket, 1886

Pastel on cardboard

Tuesday, November 17, 2015


Emile Munier, French

Adam and Eve's Nanny Giving the Kids a Snack, 1880

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 16, 2015


Michael Ancher, Danish

Renowned Fisherman A Cappella Group, the High C's, 1888

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 15, 2015


Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Will You Make Me the Happiest Man in the World...and Ask Your Mom if She's Going to Finish Those Grapes?," 1888

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 12, 2015


John Watson Nicol, Scottish

Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 11, 2015


Otto Goldmann, German

Friends Playing Game of "Spin the Samovar," 1887

Oil on canvas