Thursday, August 25, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1523























Emile Claus, Belgian

That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1522























Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss

Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin' Kale Smoothie, 1885

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1521























Frank Dicksee, British

"Damn, This is Going Too Fast.  Usually the Men I See Don't Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date," 1885

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 22, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1520























Arnold Bocklin, Swiss

Boy Riding Unicorn With Serious Meth Addiction, 1885

Oil on panel

Sunday, August 21, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1519























Norman Macbeth, Scottish

The Artist, Seriously Considering Shanking His Roommate if He Doesn't Stop With the Snoring, 1884

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 18, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1518












Juan Comba Garcia, Spanish

"It's Okay, Tyler. That Original Rubens Was Only Worth $14 Million," 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1517











William Huggins, English

"Before" and "After" Photos of Simba With the Hakuna Matata Hair Replacement System, 1884

Oil on board

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1516























Johannes Gehrts, German

"Oh, They're Just Teasing You, Honey.  You Do NOT Look Like Thor's Older Sister," 1884

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 15, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1515















Gotthardt Kuehl, German

#4 on BuzzFeed's List of "21 Things More Exciting Than NBC's Olympics Coverage," 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1514













Joos van Cleve, Southern Netherlandish

Jesus Performing Lesser-Known Miracle of Turning Spaghetti and Meatballs Into Melba Toast, 1520

Oil on panel

Thursday, August 11, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1513























Abigail de Andrade, Brazilian

"You Know, You Don't Have to Stand There and Watch Me the Whole Time.  I Promise -- No More Huffing Paint," 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1512













Charles-Fernand de Condamy, French

Awkward Moment at the Fox Hunt as They Realize Nobody's Ridden a Horse Before, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1511














Jehan Georges Vibert, French

"See, What'd I Tell You?  'Suicide Squad': Zero Stars,"1870

Oil on panel

Monday, August 8, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1510





















Jules Joseph Lefebvre, French

Fifteen-Year-Old Lisel Meissnitzer of Austria, the Gold Medal Winner in Women's Alpine Yodeling, 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1509

















Winslow Homer, American

"Go Ahead, Jennifer.  Blow That Thing in My Face One More Time. Give Me a Reason," 1883

Watercolor