Thursday, September 18, 2014


Cornelis Bisschop, Dutch

Victim of Harassment Trying to Decide on a Weapon, 1660

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 15, 2014


Ernest Meissonier, French

"So Napoleon, Admiral Nelson, and Ray Rice Walk Into a Bar...," 1869

Oil on wood

Sunday, September 14, 2014


Gerard ter Borch the Younger, Dutch

Portrait of Man with Pet Frog (Under Hat), 1667

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 11, 2014


Claude Monet, French

Woman Seriously Considering Getting a Restraining Order Against President Lincoln, 1873

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 9, 2014


El Greco, Greek

Portrait of Pope Four-Eyes XII, 1604

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 7, 2014


Edgar Degas, French

Gwyneth Paltrow Before Her Morning Coffee, 1857

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 4, 2014


Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 1, 2014


Francesco Beda, Italian

British Admiral Wondering If He's Got the Balls to Wear White After Labor Day, 1870

Oil on wood panel

Wednesday, August 27, 2014


Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French

Phoebe From "Friends," Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 24, 2014


Guido Cagnacci, Italian

Runners-Up Congratulating the New Miss Narcolepsy, 1659

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 21, 2014


Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, 1680

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 19, 2014


Jan Gossaert, Flemish

The Painting That Ruined Sugar Cones For Me, 1516

Oil on panel

Sunday, August 17, 2014


Rogier van der Weyden, Netherlandish

Nun Questions Her Decision To Request a Pat-Down at the TSA Security Line, 1460

Oil on panel

{Special guest posting by "Janet"}


Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Me Goofing Around in Mall Photo Booth, 1887

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 14, 2014


Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian

"You Call That a Mustache?  Please.", 1903

Oil on canvas