Thursday, April 27, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1697























Carl Frederik von Breda, Swedish

Charlotte, Suddenly Sensing Her Date's Getting Annoyed That She's Been Doing All the Talking, 1811

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1696























François Gérard, French

Family Reacting to God's Epic Fart, 1819

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1695
















Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819

Watercolor

Monday, April 24, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1694

















Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish

"Wait!  Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who's at the Door.  I'm Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon," 1819

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 23, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1693























José Mariá Arango, Spanish

When You Start To Wave at a Friend and Then Realize It's Just a Mirror, 1819

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1692























V.P. Mokhnachev, Russian

Listen Grandpa, I Didn't Want To Be the One To Tell You, But I Think You've Been Using That Hammer Backwards," 1818

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1691

















Charles de Steuben, French

"Okay, Before We Start Marching, By Show of Hands, Who Needs to Use the Restroom?," 1818

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1690















Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian

"I Say You Were Right to Dump Him, Allison.  Hey -- If He Liked It, He Should've Put a Ring On It," 1818

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 17, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1689























Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German

"I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing.  He Says If There's Not an Option for 'Having a Supreme Being's Child By Virgin Birth,' You Should Just Say 'It's Complicated,'" 1818

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 16, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1688

















Nicolas-André Monsiau, French

Alexander the Great Spoiling the Ending of "The Fate of the Furious" for Diogenes, 1818

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 13, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1687





















Henry Herbert La Thangue, English

That Year the Easter Bunny Didn't Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1686


















John Ferneley, British

"Yeah, Never You Mind Who Let the Dogs Out.  Who Let YOU Out, Smartypants?," 1818

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1685

















Albrecht Adam, German

Pa, Moments Before Getting Nailed With His Second FUI (Farming Under the Influence), 1818

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 10, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1684















Johann Christian Reinhart, German

Apollo Slaying the Python (Apparently Unaware You Need a Permit For That), 1817

Oil on panel

Sunday, April 9, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1683













Jean Alaux, French

A) Couple Having Staring Contest, 1818

B) Couple Having Staring Contest (3 Hours Later), 1818

Oil on canvas