Wednesday, June 28, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1740


















Charles Lock Eastlake, English

Jesus Realizing He Must Have Accidentally Triple-Booked His Babysitting Gigs, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1739














Julius Hübner, German

"Dude, the Name of Our A Cappella Group Is "The Three Mustaches."  What the Hell Were You Thinking?," 1839

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1738














August Carl Vilhelm Thomsen, Danish

When You're in Charge of the Fox Hunt and Realize You Forgot to Bring the Fox, 1839

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1737























Joseph Karl Stieler, German

The Priceless Look on Keith's Face When Someone Shouted "Bigfoot!," 1839

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 22, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1736























Artist Unknown, Lower Bavarian

Jesus Making a Sale at His Medical Marijuana Dispensary, 1838

Fresco

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1735

















Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Portrait of a Woman Breastfeeding While Everyone Else Desperately Tries To Look Busy, 1837

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1734















Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German

Butter Sculpture of the House of Habsburg, 1838

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 19, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1733


















Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch

"Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule:  No Sex Tape Until the Third Date," 1838

Oil on panel

Sunday, June 18, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1732























Anna Borrel, French

"Wait.  Before You Say Anything -- I'm Sorry I Had Your Footman Executed, But I Warned Him to Stop Calling Me 'Conehead,'" 1837

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 15, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1731



















Ferdinand Bol, Dutch

"Happy Father's Day!  I Know You Wanted One of Those Echo Personal Assistants, But This Was the Closest Thing They Had," 1646

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1730























Constantin Hansen, Danish

The Amazing Dmitri, X-Rated Ventriloquist, 1845

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1729




















Marcos Chillitupa Chávez, Peruvian

Opening Titles of the Classic 1470s Sitcom, "The Incan Bunch," 18th century

Oil on panel

Monday, June 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1728


















Jan Hendrik van Grootvelt, Dutch

"I Strongly Recommend You Get That Hand Off My Shoulder Before I Go All Wonder Woman on Your A**," 1837

Oil on panel

Sunday, June 11, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1727
















Constantin Hansen, Danish

"Heads Up!  Spider!," 1878

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 8, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1726


















Benjamin Heinrich Orth, German

19th Century Folk Rock Supergroup Crosby, Stills & Neckbeard, 1835

Oil on canvas