Thursday, May 13, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2707


Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

"I Don't Know -- This Whole 'Art Investing' Thing Seems a Little Iffy To Me. I Think I'm Just Going To Stick To Dogecoin," 1798

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2706


 










Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

"Hi, I'm Julie and I'll Be Your Harpist This Evening. Can I Get You Folks Started With Some Van Halen?," ca. 1805

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2705


Balthasar van den Bossche, Southern Netherlandish

"Well, That's Closer, But It's Still Not Right. I'm Thinking Maybe You Should Rent 'Dirty Dancing' Again," 1701

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 10, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2704















Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

Miss Felicity Watkins, Noted Collector of Fine Art, Statuary, and "Addams Family" Memorabilia, 1799

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 9, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2703


Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

As He Slowly Came To, Herb Realized the Last Thing He Remembered Was Getting Thrown in That Van While Walking Through the Arts District, ca. 1808

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 6, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2702


Sidonie Springer, Austrian/Bohemian/German

Trish Sometimes Worried She Was Becoming One of Those Moms Who Constantly Hovers Over Their Kid, 1923

Oil on panel

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2701


Carl Plinke, German

Women Being Held Hostage By Sadistic Accordion Player, 1918

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2700


Henri Adolphe Schaep, Belgian

"You Asshats. Did I NOT Tell You To Put the Weight Room in the CENTER of the Boat?," 1849

Oil on panel

Monday, May 3, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2699


John H. Froehlich, American

"It's a Subpoena, Mr. President. Some Guy Who Owns a Cherry Orchard Wants 50 Grand in Punitive Damages Plus 2.5 Million for Emotional Distress. Ring Any Bells?," 1935

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 2, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2698


 













Peter Hans Wilhardt, Danish

"Good News! We've Decided To Rent the Apartment. Do You Take Halibut Pay™?," 1924

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 29, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2697


 













Alexander Pock, Austrian

"The Way I See It, You've Got Two Choices: Take Me For a Walk, or Spend the Rest of Your Night Googling 'How To Get Stains Out of a Down Comforter,'" 1932

Oil on canvas 

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2696


 













Guy Pène du Bois, American

Deleted Scene on the "Annie" DVD: Daddy Warbucks and Miss Hannigan Get It On, ca. 1919

Oil on panel

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2695


Harue Koga, Japanese

Preview of the Tokyo Olympics, Where the Biathlon and Show Jumping Events Will Be Combined, 1931

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 26, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2694










Franz Gailliard, Belgian

"Okay, I'm Going To Get Back In the Cart Now, Honey -- And I Don't Want To Hear Any More Crap About Your 'Bad Back,'" 1888

Oil on panel

Sunday, April 25, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2693


 













Follower of William McGregor Paxton, American

Winner of Best Actress (Adult or Foreign Film) Realizing She Totally Forgot To Thank Her Butt Double, Date Unknown

Tempera on panel