Thursday, January 23, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2369
















José Uría y Uría, Spanish

"Freeze! One Step Closer and I Put a Run in His Tights," 1881

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2368























Felix Vallotton, Swiss-French

Whistler's Mother's Hotter Sister, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2367














Alfred Edward Emslie, English

"I Apologize -- I Don't Know How He Got in Here. We've Already Had the Place Sprayed Twice For Bagpipers This Year," 1884

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 20, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2366



















Sir William Blake Richmond, British

Actual Footage of Audience Reaction To the New "Dr. Dolittle" Movie, 1884

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 19, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2365


















Guercino, Italian

"You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You're At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It's Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It," 1637

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 16, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2364























John Faed, Scottish

I'd Stay Away from Janet If I Were You. That Girl Is Falcon CRAZY, 1888

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2363
















Alonso Cano, Spanish

Alaric, King of the Visigoths, Answering the Question, "How Many Cheeseburgers Did You Have For Lunch, Your Majesty?," 1641

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2362
















Evert-Jan Boks, Dutch-Belgian

"I Say We Accept His Proposal. He's the Perfect Catch! Rich, Handsome, and Apparently Oblivious That She's a Lesbian," 1882

Oil on panel

Monday, January 13, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2361























Georges Méliès, French

Georges Méliès, Breakthrough Artist of the Year, 1883

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 12, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2360














Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American

"No, You Idiot. I Ordered a BEER," 1879

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 9, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2359























Virginie Demont-Breton, French

Neptune's Nanny Taking the Kids Out For the Day, 1881

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2358


















August Heyn, German

"All the Kids at School Say I Don't Really Exist and That We're All Just Characters in One of Og Isstane's Minor Works. Who's Og Isstane?," Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2357




















Frank Dicksee, British

"What Would You Think About Including a Racquetball Court? You Know, Just In Case They Invent Something Called 'Racquetball'?," 1880

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 6, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2356















Wojciech Piechowski, Polish

In the Old Days, After the Bride Threw the Bouquet, the Groom Would Toss His Fattest Male Relative, 1881

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 5, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2355























George Henry Boughton, English

An Excellent Way To Get a Sledgehammer in the Nuts, 1878

Oil on canvas