Wednesday, July 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1760























Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

The Duchess of Leuchtenberg, Pulling Down Her Sleeve To Cover Her Gang Tats, 1840

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1759

















Author Unknown

King Christian VIII of Denmark, Rocking the Royal Short Shorts, 1840

Engraving

Monday, July 24, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1758

















Benjamin Haydon, British

"Before We Get Started, Can I Ask Everybody To Please Scooch Your Chairs Back About Two Feet?  You're Right Up in My Personal Space," 1841

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 23, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1757























Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David, French)

"Follow Me.  I Think I See an Arby's Up Here on the Right," 1840

Oil on canvas

Thursday, July 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1756























Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1755



















Günther Gensler, German

Shia LaBeouf in "Lincoln," 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1754























Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch

"My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard," 1840

Oil on panel

Monday, July 17, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1753
















Eugène Delacroix, French

"I Wish You Guys Had Told Me You Were Hungry.  I've Had These Protein Bars On Me the Whole Time," 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1752























Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine's Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840

Oil on canvas

Friday, July 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1751























Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 147), 1874

Oil on copper

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1750























Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1749























Vicente López y Portaña, Spanish

Spanish Captain Mateo Casado, Winner of the 1838 Mr. Sarcastic Smirk Pageant, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1748























Jacques Guillaume Lucien Amans, French

President Andrew Jackson, Shortly After the Invention of the Blow Dryer, 1840

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 9, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1747














Henri Félix Emmanuel Philippoteaux, French (after Louis Carrogis Carmontelle, French)

1st Annual House of Lords Best Butt Contest, 1839

Oil on canvas

Thursday, July 6, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1746

















Martinus Rorbye, Danish

Rare Photo of the Early Use of Waterfowl as a Means of Hypnosis, 1839

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1745

















Eduard Ihlée, German

When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend's Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1744


















Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian

Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should've Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850

Oil on canvas

Monday, July 3, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1743























Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American

"This Is Good, Tom.  But Just To Be Safe, I Think Only Congress Should Have the Power To Declare a Twitter War," 1819

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 2, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1742













Giovanni Tognolli, Italian

"Oh, Great.  This Is Just the Kind of Thing That Could Make Me Lose Custody Again," 1839

Oil on canvas