Showing posts with label Crimes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crimes. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
Tuesday, December 3, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2342
John George Brown, American
"Hey Fellas! Look What We Got Here! One of Them Chowderheads Who Reads 'That Is Priceless!' C'mon, Let's Steal Their Wallet!," 1877
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Crime,
Crimes,
Inappropriate Behavior,
Kids,
That Is Priceless
Thursday, November 7, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2325
Jules-Arsène Garnier, French
Before the Days of Jack the Ripper, the English Lived in Fear of Jackie the Stripper, 1883
Oil on paper laid on board
Thursday, October 31, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2320
Henry Gillard Glindoni, English
Queen Elizabeth's Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2303
Isaac Henzell, English
Meg Was Halfway To the Courthouse To Post Her Husband's Bail When She Realized She May Have Misunderstood the Judge, 1870
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Crime,
Crimes,
Husbands,
Law Enforcement,
Lawyers,
Misunderstandings,
Prison,
Puns,
The Law,
Wives
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2294
John Pettie, Scottish
Carl Vowed He Would Not Rest Until He Found the A**hole Who Stole His Bookmark, 1870
Oil on canvas
Monday, July 29, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2253
Edmund Blair Leighton, British
"Here's What's Going to Happen, Nathaniel. You're Going To Smuggle 10 Kilos of Our Cocaine Onto the Mayflower Tomorrow, and Then Somehow Convince the Captain To Make a Pit Stop in Miami. We Clear?," Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2221
Oscar Björck, Swedish
Oddly, It Never Occurred To the Thieves That It Might Be Easier To Steal the Boat By Going the Other Direction, 1884
Oil on canvas
Monday, June 10, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2219
Sir James Guthrie, Scottish
Childhood Photo of England's Notorious Jack the Reaper, 1883
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2158
Hans Canon, Austrian
The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Animals,
Businesses,
Commercials,
Companies,
Crime,
Crimes,
Medicine,
Murder,
TV
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2157
Alexei Korin, Russian
"Ugh, She's Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing. I Know It's Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?," 1891
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Celebrities,
College,
Crime,
Crimes,
Current Events,
Scandals,
School
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2147
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
"I'm Afraid You're a Bit Early, Mr. Kraft. Our Appointment Isn't Until 4," 1859
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2126
John Maler Collier, English
"We Need To Make This Look Like an Accident. You Don't Happen To Have a Banana Peel on You, Do You?," ca. 1915
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, November 6, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2076
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
The New Governess, Making Sure She's Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894
Oil on canvas
Sunday, October 28, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2070
John Maler Collier, English
This Year's Winner of the Bony Award For Outstanding Achievement in Grave Robbery, 1883
Oil on canvas
Monday, September 17, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2041
John MacLaren Barclay, British
"B*tch, I Know You Stole My Hat. What the F? Signed, Yankee Doodle," 1879
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Crimes,
Hats,
Inappropriate Behavior,
Mature Language,
Music
Monday, June 11, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1972
Philipp Sporrer, German
Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1958
René-Henri Ravaut, French
"Okay, I Believe You. Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet. Next!," 1894
Illustration
Thursday, April 26, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1941
Joaquín Sorolla, Spanish
The Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin' Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Bad Ideas,
Consumer Products,
Crime,
Crimes,
Food
Sunday, March 11, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1906
Franz Stuck, German
"Kiss You? I Don't Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I'll Go Public With This," 1891
Oil on panel
Labels:
Animals,
Crime,
Crimes,
Current Events,
Fairy Tale Characters,
Jerks,
Romance,
Royalty
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