MASTERPIECE #2158

Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2157

Alexei Korin, Russian

"Ugh, She's Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing.  I Know It's Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?," 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2147

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

"I'm Afraid You're a Bit Early, Mr. Kraft.  Our Appointment Isn't Until 4," 1859

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2126

John Maler Collier, English

"We Need To Make This Look Like an Accident.  You Don't Happen To Have a Banana Peel on You, Do You?," ca. 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2076

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

The New Governess, Making Sure She's Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2070

John Maler Collier, English

This Year's Winner of the Bony Award For Outstanding Achievement in Grave Robbery, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2041

John MacLaren Barclay, British

"B*tch, I Know You Stole My Hat.  What the F?  Signed, Yankee Doodle," 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1972

Philipp Sporrer, German

Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1958

René-Henri Ravaut, French

"Okay, I Believe You.  Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet.  Next!," 1894

Illustration

MASTERPIECE #1941

Joaquín Sorolla, Spanish

The Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin' Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1906

Franz Stuck, German

"Kiss You?  I Don't Think So.  And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I'll Go Public With This," 1891

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1884

Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1858

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

"I'm Warning You, Butter.  Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It," 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1842

Albert Anker, Swiss

Santa's Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar "Nice List"-Fixing Scheme, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1821

Adolf Reich, Austrian

"...and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes...Um, Mr. Weinstein?...Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?...," Before 1963

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1786

C.A. Ekman, Finnish

"Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys," 1854

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1756

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1695

Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1660

Charles Meynier, French

Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1608

José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese

"Troubling News From the Border, Sire.  They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa's Sleigh, and Now He's Being Held for Questioning," 1899

Oil on canvas