Showing posts with label Crimes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crimes. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2158
















Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2157






















Alexei Korin, Russian

"Ugh, She's Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing.  I Know It's Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?," 1891

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2147















Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

"I'm Afraid You're a Bit Early, Mr. Kraft.  Our Appointment Isn't Until 4," 1859

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2126























John Maler Collier, English

"We Need To Make This Look Like an Accident.  You Don't Happen To Have a Banana Peel on You, Do You?," ca. 1915

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2076























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

The New Governess, Making Sure She's Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 28, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2070























John Maler Collier, English

This Year's Winner of the Bony Award For Outstanding Achievement in Grave Robbery, 1883

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 17, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2041























John MacLaren Barclay, British

"B*tch, I Know You Stole My Hat.  What the F?  Signed, Yankee Doodle," 1879

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 11, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1972























Philipp Sporrer, German

Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1958














René-Henri Ravaut, French

"Okay, I Believe You.  Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet.  Next!," 1894

Illustration

Thursday, April 26, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1941














Joaquín Sorolla, Spanish

The Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin' Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 11, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1906























Franz Stuck, German

"Kiss You?  I Don't Think So.  And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I'll Go Public With This," 1891

Oil on panel

Sunday, February 11, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1884























Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

Sunday, January 7, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1858























Christian Krohg, Norwegian

"I'm Warning You, Butter.  Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It," 1879

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 7, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1842























Albert Anker, Swiss

Santa's Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar "Nice List"-Fixing Scheme, 1874

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1821























Adolf Reich, Austrian

"...and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes...Um, Mr. Weinstein?...Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?...," Before 1963

Oil on panel

Thursday, September 21, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1786





















C.A. Ekman, Finnish

"Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys," 1854

Watercolor

Thursday, July 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1756























Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1695
















Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819

Watercolor

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1660























Charles Meynier, French

Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 23, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1608























José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese

"Troubling News From the Border, Sire.  They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa's Sleigh, and Now He's Being Held for Questioning," 1899

Oil on canvas