Showing posts with label Boats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boats. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2153














Rosa Bonheur, French

"Oh No -- There's a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat.  We May Have To Abandon Sheep," 1863

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2122















Léon Belly, French

"Hold Up, Guys!  I Just Remembered -- This Boat Has an Engine.  Sorry, My Bad," 1877

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 30, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2030















Wada Eisaku, Japanese

"Mom, We've Been Standing Here For Two Hours and Haven't Seen a Thing.  Are You Sure Uber Even HAS Boats?," 1897

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 6, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2012

















Mary Cassatt, American

Mother Deciding Once and For All They've Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 28, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1985

















Christian Ruben, German

Columbus' Voyage, Day 287:  The Crew Spots a Starbucks, 1846

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 14, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1975















William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 3, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1966


















Émile Friant, French

"Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat.  Orrrr...You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis.  Just a Thought," 1895

Oil on panel

Sunday, April 8, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1927























Edmund Leighton, British

"Yes, I Know I Said It Was a Yacht in My Profile, But YOU Said You Liked Surprises.  So Now Who's the Liar?," 1893

Oil on panel

Thursday, March 15, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1910














John George Brown, American

"Dude, I Swear.  If You Sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' One More Time, I'm Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar," 1878

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 18, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1867

















Karl von Blaas, Austrian

"We Swear, Odysseus!  We're Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men.  We Just Need Help Opening a Jar," ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 29, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)























John Watson Nicol, Scottish

Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1845














Édouard Manet, French

"Sorry, Sweetheart.  They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore.  How's Your Standing Broad Jump?," 1874

 Oil on canvas

Monday, November 27, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1834















Ludwig Thiersch, German

"Well, It's Too Bad About Your Grandmother.  But Who Doesn't Know Not To Stand Up in a Boat?," 1874

Oil on canvas

Saturday, December 3, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1593























Marie-Louise Bion, Swiss

The Exact Moment Katie Decided There'd Be No Second Date, 1895

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 29, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1548















Albert Bierstadt, American

"Attention, Attention: All Passengers Are Invited To Come Meet This Season's Cast of 'The Biggest Loser,' Now Dining in Our Portside Lounge," 1889

Oil on paper mounted on masonite

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1321









George Wright, American

Awkward Timing for "Brunch With the Captain" on the Titanic, 1882

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 31, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1224























Anders Zorn, Swedish

Kind of Now Wishing She Had Worn Jeans, 1886

Watercolor

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1109

















Gustave Caillebotte, French

Thinking Seriously About Saving Drowning Swimmer, But Worried About Getting Vest Wet, 1877

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #719



















James Tissot, French

Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #471














Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"The Bachelor" Season Finale: The Talent Competition, 1881

Oil on canvas