Showing posts with label Boats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boats. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2323
Charles Napier Hemy, English
"You're Right, Henry. We COULD Take the Strait of Magellan To the South Pacific, Take a Right at Tahiti, and Ride the Trade Winds Up To Borneo. Orrrr...We Could Just Stay Home and Order a Pizza. Your Call." 1877
Oil on canvas
Sunday, October 20, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2311
John George Brown, American
"...But Luckily, the Captain Had a Spare Pair of Pants My Size. Anyway, Long Story Short, That's How It Became Known As the 'Poop' Deck," 1883
Oil on canvas
Thursday, October 10, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2305
Thomas Somerscales, British
Climactic Chase Scene From Failed "Fast and the Furious" Spin-Off, "The Swift and the Seaworthy: North Sea Drift," 1921
Oil on canvas
Sunday, September 22, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2291
Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, "Take a Swim, Bitch!," 1870
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Boats,
Girlfriends,
Inappropriate Behavior,
Mature Language
Monday, July 29, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2253
Edmund Blair Leighton, British
"Here's What's Going to Happen, Nathaniel. You're Going To Smuggle 10 Kilos of Our Cocaine Onto the Mayflower Tomorrow, and Then Somehow Convince the Captain To Make a Pit Stop in Miami. We Clear?," Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Sunday, June 16, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2224
Carl Rasmussen, Danish
"This Has Been an Awesome Bonding Opportunity, Dad, But Next Year Can We Just Play Catch?," 1882
Oil on copper
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2221
Oscar Björck, Swedish
Oddly, It Never Occurred To the Thieves That It Might Be Easier To Steal the Boat By Going the Other Direction, 1884
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2217
Henry Scott Tuke, British
After a Long String of Losers, Sue Was Thrilled To Find a Guy Who Actually Had His Ship Together, 1883
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2193
Wilhelm Marstrand, Danish
"You Know What They Say, My Pirate Friends. It's All Plundering and Whoring Until Someone Loses An Eye," 1865
Oil on plaster, mural
Sunday, March 31, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2170
Léon Belly, French
"I'm Flattered, But You're Wasting Your Time, Ladies. My Sail Blows To the Starboard Side, If You Know What I Mean," 1867
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2153
Rosa Bonheur, French
"Oh No -- There's a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat. We May Have To Abandon Sheep," 1863
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2122
Léon Belly, French
"Hold Up, Guys! I Just Remembered -- This Boat Has an Engine. Sorry, My Bad," 1877
Oil on canvas
Thursday, August 30, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2030
Wada Eisaku, Japanese
"Mom, We've Been Standing Here For Two Hours and Haven't Seen a Thing. Are You Sure Uber Even HAS Boats?," 1897
Oil on canvas
Monday, August 6, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2012
Thursday, June 28, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1985
Labels:
Boats,
Businesses,
Coffee,
Companies,
Explorers,
Historical Figures,
History,
Starbucks
Thursday, June 14, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1975
William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish
Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Boats,
Businesses,
Companies,
Food,
Internet,
The Internet
Sunday, June 3, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1966
Émile Friant, French
"Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr...You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought," 1895
Oil on panel
Sunday, April 8, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1927
Edmund Leighton, British
"Yes, I Know I Said It Was a Yacht in My Profile, But YOU Said You Liked Surprises. So Now Who's the Liar?," 1893
Oil on panel
Labels:
Awkward Situations,
Boats,
Couples,
Dating,
Fighting,
Internet,
Social Media,
The Internet
Thursday, March 15, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1910
John George Brown, American
"Dude, I Swear. If You Sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' One More Time, I'm Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar," 1878
Oil on canvas
Thursday, January 18, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1867
Karl von Blaas, Austrian
"We Swear, Odysseus! We're Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar," ca. 1882
Oil on canvas
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