MASTERPIECE #2153

Rosa Bonheur, French

"Oh No -- There's a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat.  We May Have To Abandon Sheep," 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2122

Léon Belly, French

"Hold Up, Guys!  I Just Remembered -- This Boat Has an Engine.  Sorry, My Bad," 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2030

Wada Eisaku, Japanese

"Mom, We've Been Standing Here For Two Hours and Haven't Seen a Thing.  Are You Sure Uber Even HAS Boats?," 1897

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2012

Mary Cassatt, American

Mother Deciding Once and For All They've Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1985

Christian Ruben, German

Columbus' Voyage, Day 287:  The Crew Spots a Starbucks, 1846

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1975

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1966

Émile Friant, French

"Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat.  Orrrr...You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis.  Just a Thought," 1895

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1927

Edmund Leighton, British

"Yes, I Know I Said It Was a Yacht in My Profile, But YOU Said You Liked Surprises.  So Now Who's the Liar?," 1893

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1910

John George Brown, American

"Dude, I Swear.  If You Sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' One More Time, I'm Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar," 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1867

Karl von Blaas, Austrian

"We Swear, Odysseus!  We're Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men.  We Just Need Help Opening a Jar," ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)

John Watson Nicol, Scottish

Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1845

Édouard Manet, French

"Sorry, Sweetheart.  They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore.  How's Your Standing Broad Jump?," 1874

 Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1834

Ludwig Thiersch, German

"Well, It's Too Bad About Your Grandmother.  But Who Doesn't Know Not To Stand Up in a Boat?," 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1593

Marie-Louise Bion, Swiss

The Exact Moment Katie Decided There'd Be No Second Date, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1548

Albert Bierstadt, American

"Attention, Attention: All Passengers Are Invited To Come Meet This Season's Cast of 'The Biggest Loser,' Now Dining in Our Portside Lounge," 1889

Oil on paper mounted on masonite

MASTERPIECE #1321

George Wright, American

Awkward Timing for "Brunch With the Captain" on the Titanic, 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1224

Anders Zorn, Swedish

Kind of Now Wishing She Had Worn Jeans, 1886

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1109

Gustave Caillebotte, French

Thinking Seriously About Saving Drowning Swimmer, But Worried About Getting Vest Wet, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #719

James Tissot, French

Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #471

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"The Bachelor" Season Finale: The Talent Competition, 1881

Oil on canvas