MASTERPIECE #2157

Alexei Korin, Russian

"Ugh, She's Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing.  I Know It's Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?," 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2093

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

Elizabeth Needed 500 Hours of Practice To Get Her Massage Therapist's License, So She Couldn't Afford To Be Picky When It Came To Volunteers, ca. 1910

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1902

Adalbert Franz Seligmann, Austrian

"Ugh, All This Screaming Is Giving Me a Headache.  Can One of You Go Check To See If Anybody's Invented Anesthesia Yet?," ca. 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1810

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian

Bill Clinton, Making Good Use of His New Nursing Degree, 1870

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1799

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

Okay, So It Wasn't the New York City Ballet, But To Heather, All Those Years at Juilliard Were Still Totally Worth It, 1863

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1794

Jules Breton, French

"Yeah, It's Not a Great Job, But There's Not a Whole Lot Else You Can Do With an Applied Peasantry Degree," 1865

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1602

Vicente Castell Doménech, Spanish

Surgical Demonstration at Beard State University Medical School, 1898

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1560

Jefferson David Chalfant, American

Students Taking Midterm for Figure Drawing 101 (Introduction to Boobs and Buttocks), 1891

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1466

Berthold Woltze, German

German High Schooler Just Finding Out She Got Into Stuttgart State (Go Rams!), 1860

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #866

Jean-Baptiste-Simeon Chardin, French

Kitchen Maid Now Wondering If Maybe That Goldman Internship Was the Smarter Move, 1738

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #717

Edward Poynter, English

Father Repelling Son's Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #666

Jan Vermeer, Dutch

Crushed Young Girl, Not Even Aware You COULD Get Rejected by the University of Phoenix, 1658

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #243

Geertgen tot Sint Jans, Dutch

Shepherd Reconsidering Whether Grad School Was Worth It, 1490

Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #543

Bernardino Luini, Italian

The Mona Lisa Experimenting With Girls in College, 1510

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #524

Hans Thoma, German

The Artist's Mother, Hoping If She Just Ignores Him, He'll Give Up and Go to Law School, 1871

Oil on canvas