MASTERPIECE #2158

Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2150

Jules Lefebvre, French

If There Was a Prize For the Most Creative Use of Old Amazon Packaging, Jessica Would Win Hands-Down, 1861

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2044

Fritz Beinke, German

"Fred Murphy, Watkins & Associates.  If You or a Loved One Falls Down and Goes Boom, You May Be Entitled To a Settlement.  Just Call the Number on the Back of This Card," 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2006

Titian, Italian

Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1994

José Jiménez Aranda, Spanish

SIGN:  "If Found, Please Return This Exotic Dancer To the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club on Piedmont Ave.  $500 Reward! (All in Singles)," 1897

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1985

Christian Ruben, German

Columbus' Voyage, Day 287:  The Crew Spots a Starbucks, 1846

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1975

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1952

Gustavo Simoni, Italian

Argument at First Board Meeting of Levi Strauss & Co., 1894

Watercolor and gouache on paper on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1937

Hermann Baisch, German

"Howdy, Ma'am.  Did You Call For a Moober?," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1901

Edmund Leighton, British

Shoot.  That Was Probably the Domino's Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn't Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty.  Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1873

Pietro Antonio Rotari, Italian

The Founder of IKEA's Daughter, Trying To Decipher the Instructions He Left For His Funeral, Before 1762

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1861

Léon Augustin Lhermitte, French

"No, I'm Sorry, I've Never Heard of an 'iPad Mini'.  Are You Sure You Have the Right Apple Store?," 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1857

Julius Hübner, German

"Sorry For the Confusion, Folks.  These Are Just My 95 Theses Attacking the Catholic Church.  If You're Looking for the "Fire and Fury" Book, You Might Try Barnes & Noble," 1878

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1816

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian

"Oh, What the Hell.  Let's Have Another Round.  We're All Ubering Anyway,"Before 1901

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1808

Géza Dosa, Hungarian

"What the --?  This Doesn't Look Like Outback's Takeout Menu.  Where Are the Kookaburra Wings?," 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1782

Artist Unknown

Austria's Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1714

Ludwig August Most, Polish

"So I'm Halfway Through Building It When I Realize It's Missing Parts.  That's the Last Time I Buy a Wagon Wheel From IKEA," 1830

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1674

Louis-Philippe Crépin, French

King Louis XIII Leading His Court's Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training, 1814

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)

Henri Fantin-Latour, French

Holiday Rush at the Sears Portrait Studio, 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1595

Lippo di Dalmasio, Italian

CVS Customer Bitching About the Size of the Receipts, 1360

Tempera on panel