MASTERPIECE #2008

Giovanni Cariani, Italian

Giovanni Espinoza (aka "The Rock"), 5-Time European Rock-Paper-Scissors Champion, ca. 1510-1515

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2007

Il Sodoma, Italian

The Ancient Athens Women's Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2000

Monsieur Roujat (after François Joseph Heim), French

Winner Accepting His Prize at the 1st Annual Andrew Jackson Lookalike Contest, 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1921

Nikolay A. Sergeyev, Russian

Sadly, This Year's Easter Egg Hunt Was Ruined When the Organizers Failed To Factor In High Tide, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1897

Charles Courtney Curran, American

Crushed By Her Defeat in the Cabbage-Picking Contest, Lindsay Just Stood There With Her Head in Her Hands, 1914

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1887

Emile Claus, Belgian

Competitors at Starting Line for World Aphid Racing Championship, 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1850

Hubert von Herkomer, German-British

Cattle Call For "Whistler's Mother: The Musical!," 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1836

Richard Caton Woodville, Sr., American

"Yes!  Matt Lauer!  I Have Him in My Office's Inappropriate Sexual Conduct Pool!," 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1823

Aleksander Gierymski, Polish

Qualifying Round For 1st Annual Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship (Eastern European Bracket), 1874

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)

Charles Edouard Boutibonne, French

The U.S. Synchronized Swimming Team, Getting Frustrated With Megan's Drinking Before Practice, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1761

John Partridge, British

Prince Albert, Sporting His "Royal Family Employee of the Month" Medals, 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1749

Vicente López y Portaña, Spanish

Spanish Captain Mateo Casado, Winner of the 1838 Mr. Sarcastic Smirk Pageant, 1839

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1747

Henri Félix Emmanuel Philippoteaux, French (after Louis Carrogis Carmontelle, French)

1st Annual House of Lords Best Butt Contest, 1839

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1720

Robert T. Barrett, American

"Covfefe.  C-O-V-F-I... No, Wait... C-O-V-E-F-... 

I'm Sorry.  Can You Please Use It in an Unintelligible Partial Tweet?," 1949

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1683

Jean Alaux, French

A) Couple Having Staring Contest, 1818

B) Couple Having Staring Contest (3 Hours Later), 1818

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1630

Michael Ancher, Danish

Judges Panel at 1898 Hawaiian Tropic Wet T-Shirt Contest, 1906

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1551

Károly Markó the Younger, Hungarian-Italian

Contestants Getting Doused for Wet Dirndl Contest, 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1499

Johan Rohde, Danish

Final Round of This Year's Scripps National Sketching Bee, 1883

Oil on canvas mounted on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #1287

Enoch Wood Perry Jr., American

Watkins & Lewis, America's Best Hope for a Medal in Pairs Butter Churning, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1268

Fyodor Bronnikov, Russian

"Cramp!," 1856

Oil on cardboard