MASTERPIECE #2082

John William Waterhouse, English

That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2031

Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Mattel Has Had Many Successful Toy Launches Over the Years, But Forgetful Nudist Barbie™ Was Not One of Them, 1899

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2021

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Camille Monet and Son, Going a Little Nuts With the Sunblock, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1941

Joaquín Sorolla, Spanish

The Guards Had Warned Molly Not To Make Any False Moves, But Those Flamin' Hot Cheetos in Her Bag Were REALLY Calling To Her, 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1929

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

"Yeah, He Kept Complaining About the Way I Folded His Undershirts, So I Slipped a Tide Pod in His Coffee.  Problem Solved," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1928

Aimé Perret, French

"Oh, Don't Listen To Those Silly Kids at Pre-School, Honey.  That's ABSOLUTELY a Real Cabbage Patch Doll," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1873

Pietro Antonio Rotari, Italian

The Founder of IKEA's Daughter, Trying To Decipher the Instructions He Left For His Funeral, Before 1762

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1861

Léon Augustin Lhermitte, French

"No, I'm Sorry, I've Never Heard of an 'iPad Mini'.  Are You Sure You Have the Right Apple Store?," 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1780

Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1629

Frants Henningsen, Danish

"I'm Not Personally Familiar With a Drink Called 'SunnyD,' Sir, But I'd Be Happy To Check With Our Bartender," 1906

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1555

Feodor Platonov, Russian

"Sorry -- Pardon the Burp.  Guess I Slammed that Mountain Dew Too Fast," 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1552

Julian Ashton, English-Australian

"Damn It, No Gold AGAIN!  I Wonder if There's a Number for Tech Support on the Back," 1889

Oil on canvas on hardboard

MASTERPIECE #1508

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Woman Now Regretting Trying Pantene's New Salmon Fragrance Shampoo, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1402

Simone Martini, Italian

Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328

Tempera on panel

MASTERPIECE #1373

Pedro Weingartner, Brazilian

Couple Forced to Acknowledge That "Tomato Plants in 30 Minutes!" Infomercial Might Have Been a Scam, 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #794

Johann Peter Krafft, German-Austrian

Copernicus Realizing He Forgot to Buy More Cheerios, 1856

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #789

Louis Gallait, Belgian

The Gorton's Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He's Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #658

Gerard David, Netherlandish

Jesus Trying Cheerios, 1515

Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #650

Alf Wallander, Swedish

Plucking Room at McNuggets Processing Plant, 1891

Pastel

MASTERPIECE #608

Alexandre-Gabriel Decamps, French

Inventor with Mentos Prototype, 1840

Oil on canvas