MASTERPIECE #2311

John George Brown, American

"...But Luckily, the Captain Had a Spare Pair of Pants My Size. Anyway, Long Story Short, That's How It Became Known As the 'Poop' Deck," 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2270

Emil Rudolf Weiss, German

For Awhile There, Jen Was Really Enjoying Her First Time Sunbathing Nude. But Then Came the F***ing Mosquitoes, 1909

Oil on canvas mounted on masonite

MASTERPIECE #2213

David Oyens, Dutch

That Look When You Take a Bite and Suddenly Detect a Fingernail, 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2153

Rosa Bonheur, French

"Oh No -- There's a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat.  We May Have To Abandon Sheep," 1863

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2015)

Anders Zorn, Swedish

Uncle Wilbur, Just Drunk Enough to Say Something Racist, 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2100

Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French

Josh Couldn't Believe His Bad Luck.  Sure, He'd Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2082

John William Waterhouse, English

That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2081

Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian

Bride Who Apparently Ate at the Same Mexican Place They Did in "Bridesmaids," 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2010

Karl Pavlovich Bryullov, Russian

Pompeii, About to Drop a Notch or Two on the List of Italy's Most Liveable Cities, 1833

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2009

Titian, Italian

Perseus Realizing Too Late That He's Wearing Suede, 1553

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1997

Marian Wawrzeniecki, Polish

That Look When You Show Up at a Party and Realize You're the Only One Who Came in Costume, 1898

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1996

Antonio Fillol Granell, Spanish

"I Feel You, Honey.  I Had a Hundred Bucks on Croatia Myself," 1897

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1991

Leon Wyczólkowski, Polish-Russian

When He Found Out His Action Figures Would Have Been 10 Times More Valuable If He'd Left Them in Their Boxes, Jerry Felt Like a Fool, 1898

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1984

Frank William Warwick Topham, English

"Um, Lancelot?  After You Slew That Fire-Breathing Dragon, You Didn't Leave It Lying Next To That Pile of Oily Rags and Newspapers, Did You?," 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1983

Hans Thoma, German

The Garden of Eden Truly Was a Paradise.  Until Adam and Eve Ran Into That Poison Ivy, 1897

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1979

George de Forest Brush, American

How Legendary Native American Warrior Falls-From-Canoe-Just-As-About-To-Stab-Moose Got His Name, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1977

Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish

"You've Got To Be Kidding Me.  Not ONE of Us Remembered To Bring the Front Door Key?," 1896

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1971

René-Paul Schutzenberger, French

As She Watched the Extinction-Level Asteroid Hurtle Toward Earth, Daphne Quietly Cursed Herself For Wearing White, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1921

Nikolay A. Sergeyev, Russian

Sadly, This Year's Easter Egg Hunt Was Ruined When the Organizers Failed To Factor In High Tide, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1875

Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, Swedish

Unfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work.  Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn't Notice, 1880

Oil on canvas