Showing posts with label Unfortunate Events. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Unfortunate Events. Show all posts
Sunday, October 20, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2311
John George Brown, American
"...But Luckily, the Captain Had a Spare Pair of Pants My Size. Anyway, Long Story Short, That's How It Became Known As the 'Poop' Deck," 1883
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2270
Emil Rudolf Weiss, German
For Awhile There, Jen Was Really Enjoying Her First Time Sunbathing Nude. But Then Came the F***ing Mosquitoes, 1909
Oil on canvas mounted on masonite
Thursday, May 30, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2213
David Oyens, Dutch
That Look When You Take a Bite and Suddenly Detect a Fingernail, 1882
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
MASTERPIECE #2153
Rosa Bonheur, French
"Oh No -- There's a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat. We May Have To Abandon Sheep," 1863
Oil on canvas
Sunday, December 30, 2018
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2100
Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French
Josh Couldn't Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He'd Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Breakups,
Couples,
Dating,
Inappropriate Behavior,
Unfortunate Events
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2082
John William Waterhouse, English
That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Art,
Businesses,
Consumer Products,
Internet,
Memes,
Social Media,
The Internet,
Unfortunate Events
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2081
Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian
Bride Who Apparently Ate at the Same Mexican Place They Did in "Bridesmaids," 1874
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Dining,
Movies,
Pooping and Farting,
Pop Culture,
Unfortunate Events,
Weddings
Friday, August 3, 2018
MASTERPIECE #2010
Karl Pavlovich Bryullov, Russian
Pompeii, About to Drop a Notch or Two on the List of Italy's Most Liveable Cities, 1833
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, August 1, 2018
Monday, July 16, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1997
Marian Wawrzeniecki, Polish
That Look When You Show Up at a Party and Realize You're the Only One Who Came in Costume, 1898
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Embarrassing Moments,
Halloween,
Nudity,
Parties,
Unfortunate Events
Sunday, July 15, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1996
Antonio Fillol Granell, Spanish
"I Feel You, Honey. I Had a Hundred Bucks on Croatia Myself," 1897
Oil on canvas
Sunday, July 8, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1991
Leon Wyczólkowski, Polish-Russian
When He Found Out His Action Figures Would Have Been 10 Times More Valuable If He'd Left Them in Their Boxes, Jerry Felt Like a Fool, 1898
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, June 27, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1984
Frank William Warwick Topham, English
"Um, Lancelot? After You Slew That Fire-Breathing Dragon, You Didn't Leave It Lying Next To That Pile of Oily Rags and Newspapers, Did You?," 1888
Oil on canvas
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1983
Hans Thoma, German
The Garden of Eden Truly Was a Paradise. Until Adam and Eve Ran Into That Poison Ivy, 1897
Oil on canvas
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1979
George de Forest Brush, American
How Legendary Native American Warrior Falls-From-Canoe-Just-As-About-To-Stab-Moose Got His Name, 1888
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Animals,
Hunting,
Native Americans,
Unfortunate Events
Monday, June 18, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1977
Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish
"You've Got To Be Kidding Me. Not ONE of Us Remembered To Bring the Front Door Key?," 1896
Oil on canvas
Sunday, June 10, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1971
René-Paul Schutzenberger, French
As She Watched the Extinction-Level Asteroid Hurtle Toward Earth, Daphne Quietly Cursed Herself For Wearing White, 1895
Oil on canvas
Saturday, March 31, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1921
Nikolay A. Sergeyev, Russian
Sadly, This Year's Easter Egg Hunt Was Ruined When the Organizers Failed To Factor In High Tide, 1888
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Competitions,
Easter,
Holiday,
Holidays,
Kids,
Unfortunate Events
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
MASTERPIECE #1875
Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, Swedish
Unfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work. Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn't Notice, 1880
Oil on canvas
Labels:
Bad Ideas,
Dating,
Internet,
Phones,
Romance,
Social Media,
Technology,
The Internet,
Unfortunate Events
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