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Wednesday, December 22, 2021

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1372 (12/24/15)






















Jose Antonio da Cunha Couto, Brazilian

The Guys in Santa's Travel Department Mapping Out His Pee Breaks, 1892

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 12:10 AM   6 Comments

Sunday, March 29, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2415























Artist Unknown

After Three Hours of Posing, Jerry Desperately Needed a Pee Break, But Was Too Embarrassed To Ask, 1844

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 4:48 PM   0 Comments

Sunday, February 23, 2020

MASTERPIECE #2390























Paul Delaroche, French

It Never Failed. The Second Before a Battle Was Supposed To Start, Doug Always Had To Sneeze, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 3:10 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2139























Robert Braithwaite Martineau, English

"Trust Me -- You Do NOT Want To Go In There For Awhile," 1855

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:00 PM   0 Comments

Thursday, January 10, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2114


















Hugh Collins, English

"Relax, Jim -- I Think You Misunderstood.  He Said It Smells Like HorseSHOES in Here," 1877-78

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 7:28 PM   0 Comments

Monday, December 17, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2103























Carl Thomsen, Danish

"Oh, Hello Mother.  Do Tell.  Was It YOU Who Used the Last of the Toilet Paper Without Replacing the Roll?," 1875

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 7:00 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2033






















Edmund Leighton, British

"I Brought You Here To Propose, Veronica, But This Waterfall's Really Making Me Have To Pee.  Rain Check?," 1901

Oil on panel

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 5:36 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2019























Bernard van Orley, Southern Netherlandish

Christopher Columbus, Seated Just To the Right of the Nina's Restroom Key, 1519

Oil on panel

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 7:18 PM   0 Comments

Monday, August 13, 2018

MASTERPIECE #2017























Sir Lawrence Alma Tadema, Dutch-English

It Always Made Beth Uncomfortable When Kirsten Overshared About Her Bladder Infections, 1902

Oil on panel

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:01 PM   0 Comments

Monday, April 30, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1943










Charles Alexander Smith, Canadian

"Unfortunately Ladies and Gentlemen, Our First Speaker Appears To Be Delayed.  Could Somebody Please Check Those Portapotties Back There?," 1891

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 7:23 PM   1 Comments

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1909






















Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian

Kelly Thought It Was Tim's Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn's Mess.  Tim Begged To Differ. 1530

Oil on panel

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:57 PM   0 Comments

Monday, February 19, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1890























Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German

"Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship's Chamber Pot," 1877

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 6:01 PM   0 Comments

Sunday, February 4, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1879

















Emanuel Salomon Friedberg-Mírohorsky, Czech

"Okay, Let's Take a Vote.  All in Favor of Moving the Town Sewage Plant a Little Further Downwind, Say Aye," 1885

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 6:30 PM   0 Comments

Thursday, January 11, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1862























William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Traditional Provençal Celebration of Successful Potty Training, 1878

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 7:49 PM   0 Comments

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1835













Jules Tavernier, French

 "Excuse Me Gentlemen, I'm a Little Rusty on My Hot-Air Balloon Etiquette.  Should I Be Peeing Off the Port or the Starboard Side?," 1875

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 7:00 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1826






















Francisco de Goya, Spanish

Yo, Painter Guy! What'd I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie's Boom-Boom," 1795

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 5:35 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1780























Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:18 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1750























Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:27 PM   0 Comments

Thursday, May 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1717





















Michele de Napoli, Italian

"Sir, We've Confiscated All the Enemy's Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper.  Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?," Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:55 PM   0 Comments

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1696























François Gérard, French

Family Reacting to God's Epic Fart, 1819

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:50 PM   0 Comments