MASTERPIECE #2158

Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko's Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2060

Leopold Loffler, Polish

"Honey, You've Got To Believe Me.  I Was Going To Return Your Skirt, I Swear!," 1857

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1929

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

"Yeah, He Kept Complaining About the Way I Folded His Undershirts, So I Slipped a Tide Pod in His Coffee.  Problem Solved," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1880

Paul Signac, French

That Look When You Realize Your Husband Paid the Maid To Put Rat Poison in Your Tea, 1886

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2014)

Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Sally, About to Teach Billy He Called the Wrong Kid "Doodyface," 1865

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1786

C.A. Ekman, Finnish

"Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys," 1854

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1756

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1741

Jean-Charles-Joseph Rémond, French

"Kidding!  I Was Just Faking It, Cain!   You're Not Mad, Are You?  Cain!  Come Back!," 1838

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1732

Anna Borrel, French

"Wait.  Before You Say Anything -- I'm Sorry I Had Your Footman Executed, But I Warned Him to Stop Calling Me 'Conehead,'" 1837

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1695

Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1694

Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish

"Wait!  Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who's at the Door.  I'm Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon," 1819

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1664

Vincenzo Camuccini, Italian

Roman Senators Throwing Caesar a Surprise Retirement Party, 1804

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1617

William Powell Frith, English

"Now Remember:  It's 100 Points For Cromwell, 500 For Thomas More, and 1000 For That Skank Boleyn," 1903

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1557

Hermenegildo Miralles, Spanish

"Thanks Everybody, But I Think We Got This," 1910

Medium unknown

MASTERPIECE #1528

Lazzaro Pisani, Maltese

Cain, Wondering if He Should Take Abel's Wallet to Make it Look Like a Robbery, 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1521

Frank Dicksee, British

"Damn, This is Going Too Fast.  Usually the Men I See Don't Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date," 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1443

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

How the Finnish Do Drive-Bys, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1401

Antonio Gisbert, Spanish

Spanish Prisoner Refusing to Apologize for Calling Queen Elizabeth a Butterface, 1860

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1395

Antonio Gisbert, Spanish

What Happens to the Oscar Winners Who Forget to Thank Their Wives Tonight, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1371

Dirck Bouts, Netherlandish

The Countess of Burgundy's Subtle Way of Announcing Her Wedding is Off, 1460

Oil on wood