Thursday, September 28, 2017


Walter Crane, British

"Yo Babe, Why the Attitude?  Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots," 1863

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 27, 2017


Artist Unknown

Waiter Trying to Remember Which of His Tables Asked For These Extra Napkins, 1863

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 26, 2017


Rafael Flores, Mexican

I'm Not Saying It's Bad, Son, But For Now Maybe You Should Just Stick With the Messiah Thing," 1857

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 25, 2017


Jean-François Millet, French

Little Bo Peep Letting Everyone on Facebook Know She Found Her Sheep, 1863

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 24, 2017


Edmund Leighton, British

"Okay, There -- You're a Knight.  Now I Suggest You Get Up Before Trump Sees You Kneeling," 1901

Oil on canvas


Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian

"Hey, You Know What I Just Realized?  If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner's Kid," 1863

Oil on panel

Thursday, September 21, 2017


C.A. Ekman, Finnish

"Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys," 1854


Wednesday, September 20, 2017


William Powell Frith, English

The Artist, Wondering If Maybe His Story About Seeing Monet At His Gym Wasn't As Fascinating As He Thought It Was, 1853

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 18, 2017


Giuseppe Bezzuoli, Italian

Just To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 17, 2017


Artist Unknown

Austria's Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 14, 2017


Thomas Baines, English

"Honey, Don't You Think You Should Put a Top On?  The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute," 1848

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 13, 2017


Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 12, 2017


Carl Steffeck, German

"Now Hold On a Second.  I Was Under the Impression That Fomenting Revolution Was a Misdemeanor," 1848

Oil on panel

Monday, September 11, 2017


Georg Wachter, German

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 127), 1845

Oil on metal


George Catlin, American

Native American Riding Bearback, 1844


Thursday, September 7, 2017


Henry Byam Martin, British

Hawaii's Hottest New Reality Show: "Keeping Up With the Kamakawiwo'oles," 1847

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 6, 2017


Nils Blommér, Swedish

Darryl, Wondering If He'd Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 5, 2017


Thomas Webster, British

"Sorry To Interrupt, Sir, But I'm Afraid We Don't Own the Rights to "Despacito," 1847

Oil on panel

Monday, September 4, 2017


Charles-Victoire-Frederic Moench, French

"Okay, Okay -- I'll Make You a Duke.  Just Help Me Get Her Back to the Strip Club Before My Wife Comes Home," 1846

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 3, 2017


Eduard Hildebrandt, German

Happy (Forced Child) Labor Day!, 1846

Oil on canvas