Wednesday, October 31, 2018


Arthur Hughes, English

Guinevere Hated Being Rescued By Knights in Shining Armor, Because She Never Knew How Much To Tip, ca. 1894-1908

Oil on panel

Tuesday, October 30, 2018


Thomas Eakins, American

Aunt Dorothy Sewing the Thong For Her Naughty Nurse Costume, 1877

Watercolor on paper

Sunday, October 28, 2018


Rawdi, Scottish

Megyn Kelly, Halloween Night 1985, ca. 2016



John Maler Collier, English

This Year's Winner of the Bony Award For Outstanding Achievement in Grave Robbery, 1883

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 25, 2018


Louis Moeller, American

"I'm Warning You, Mildred.  Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I'll Break Your OTHER Hip," 1905

Oil on canvas


Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss

Reading the Oxford Companion to Ginger Literature, 1888

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 24, 2018


Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian

Portrait of Bride Suffering From Pre-Nup Remorse, 1880

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 23, 2018


Belmiro de Almeida, Brazilian

"Oh, Stop Being So Dramatic.  This Cigar Smoke Will TOO Come Out of the Carpet," 1887

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 22, 2018


Benjamin Rawlinson Faulkner, English

In Case You Were Wondering Where the "Puffy Shirt" from "Seinfeld" Ended Up, ca. 1829

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 18, 2018


Uros Predic, Serbian

James Franco and Sacagawea in "Richard III," 1919

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 17, 2018


Bartolome Esteban Murillo, Spanish

"Oh No, We're Not Dating.  We're Just Getting Together for a Drink," 1652

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 16, 2018


Thomas Lawrence, English

Begrudgingly, Clive Had Agreed To Do the Hokey Pokey.  But He Wasn't Going To Pretend To Enjoy It, 1829

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 15, 2018


Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian

M.C. Escher Flummoxed By How He Could Be Seeing Himself Being Flummoxed in Today's “That Is Priceless” Strip, 1887

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 14, 2018


Leopold Loffler, Polish

"Honey, You've Got To Believe Me.  I Was Going To Return Your Skirt, I Swear!," 1857

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 11, 2018


Jacques-Louis David, French

"Um, Before You Slay Me, You Might Want To Deal With That Zipper Situation, Bruh," ca. 1825

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 10, 2018


Jean-Baptiste Perronneau, French

Charles-Francois Pinceloup de la Grange, Trying to Think of Ways to Make His Name Even More Pretentious, 1747

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 9, 2018


Albert Anker, Swiss

"Oh, Shoot -- I Thought I Was Knitting a Scarf.  According to This, I've Been Making a Jockstrap," 1907

Watercolor on paper

Monday, October 8, 2018


John Collier, English

Lacking a Convenient Closet, When Sarah Told Her Parents She Was Gay, She Technically Came Out of the Pantry, 1903

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 7, 2018


Wilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

At First, Artists Found Julie's Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 4, 2018


William Daniels, British

After Examining the Antique Goblet for Over 10 Minutes, Professor Wallingford Came to the Conclusion That This Was Some Really Good Weed, 1843

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 3, 2018


Antonio Maria Esquivel, Spanish

Woman Not Sure How to React to Being Told She Looks a Little Like Lena Dunham, 1850

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 2, 2018


Julius Monien, German

Henry Was Oblivious To the 8-Point Buck Behind Him Because He Was Busy Making the Pheasant He'd Just Shot Disappear, 1886

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 1, 2018


Gaspare Traversi, Italian

Woman Getting Reading From "Naughty Nora, the X-Rated Fortune Teller," 1750

Oil on canvas