MASTERPIECE #2135

Leopold Löffler, Polish

"I Know You're Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He's From a Good Family," 1852

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2118

Edvard Munch, Norwegian

"Can You Guys Believe This?  My Dumb@$$ Mom Can't Figure Out How To Use the Debit Card Swiper Thingy," 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2056

John Collier, English

Lacking a Convenient Closet, When Sarah Told Her Parents She Was Gay, She Technically Came Out of the Pantry, 1903

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2023

Frederic Leighton, English

Mother Teaching Daughter How to Shred, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1978

Edmund Blair Leighton, British

Hannah's Dad, Acting Like He's Never Heard a Cardi B Song Before, 1896

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1940

Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

"Yes Mom, I'm Geisha.  Openly Geisha.  So You and Dad Are Just Going To Have To Deal With It," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1933

Artúr Lajos Halmi, Hungarian

"Hey Mom, I'm About To Sing.  So Do You Think You Could Do Me a Favor and NOT Hit on the Painter For the Next Five Minutes?," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1874

Edouard Quitton, Belgian

"So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping?  Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?," 1884

Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #1848

Eduard Kurzbauer, Austrian

"Yes, Fred, In Retrospect She Probably Should've Said 'Spoiler Alert,' But We Naturally Assumed You'd Already Seen the New 'Star Wars' Movie," 1874

Oil on canvas