Tuesday, December 11, 2012


Jacques-Louis David, French

French Aristocrat Separating Mistresses Into "Naughty" and "Nice," 1795

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 9, 2012


Edgar Degas, French

Woman After the Bath (But Before the Tramp Stamp), 1890

Pastel on wove paper laid on millboard

Monday, December 3, 2012


Charles Beaubrun, French

Kate Middleton in Cute Maternity Outfit, 1638

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 29, 2012


James Tissot, French

Lindsay Lohan's Great-Great-Grandmother Sneaking Out to the Clubs, 1890

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 28, 2012


Duccio, Italian

Chuck Lorre Taking His Revenge on Angus T. Jones, 1308

Tempera on wood

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


Barnaba da Modena, Italian

Mary Ending Her "Yoga For Apostles" Class With Namaste, 1377

Egg tempera on wood

Saturday, November 24, 2012


Antonello da Messina, Italian

Jesus Telling Barista to Make That TWO Double Shot Iced Caramel Macchiatios, 1465

Oil on wood

Sunday, November 11, 2012


Charles Loring Elliott, American

"Sorry, I Have to Take This," 1857

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 7, 2012


Cristofano Allori, Italian

We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together, 1613

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 4, 2012


Ivan Makarov, Russian

Jesus Stumping for Romney in Ohio, 1889

Oil on canvas

Saturday, November 3, 2012


Sir John Everett Millais, English

Couple Hoping to Rekindle the Magic With "Fifty Shades of Grey," 1874

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 16, 2012


Adolf Eberle, German

Grandpa Telling Kids About the Days When Knee Socks Were Just a Nickel, 1873

Oil on wood

Tuesday, August 28, 2012


Alonzo Chappel, American

Incredibly Awkward Timing for the Civil War Wrap Party, 1868

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 27, 2012


Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

Initiation Ceremony for the Secret Order of the Moustache, 1648

Oil on copper

Thursday, August 23, 2012


Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

Young Girl Realizing Her Dad's Gonna Sh*# When He Sees Her Visa Bill, 1650

Oil on panel

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


Charles Joshua Chaplin, French

Tonight on "History's Funniest Bloopers": Pandora's Box, 1855

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 19, 2012


Evelyn De Morgan, English

Portrait of the Artist's Grandparents, 1885

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 15, 2012


John Singleton Copley, American

Bob Hope Starring in "The John Hancock Story," 1765

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 12, 2012


Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Jesus and Saint Cleophas Finishing a Duet of "My Way," 1600

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 9, 2012


Artemisia Gentileschi, Italian

Husband Paying Price for Telling Wife She Could "Lose a Few," 1614

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


Jean-Baptiste-Simeon Chardin, French

Kitchen Maid Now Wondering If Maybe That Goldman Internship Was the Smarter Move, 1738

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 5, 2012


Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Olympic Drug Tester Checking Out Usain Bolt's Urine Sample, 1653

Oil on oak panel

Sunday, July 22, 2012


John Everett Millais, English

Sherlock Holmes Macking On Watson's Girlfriend, 1877

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 1, 2012


Edward Poynter, English

How Women Competed Before There Was Softball, 1862

Pencil, gouache, and watercolor on paper laid on board

Tuesday, June 26, 2012


Charles Soubre, Belgian

Johnny Appleseed's Facebook Profile Photo, 1851

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 24, 2012


Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Get Well Soon" Singing Telegram For Girl Who Ate Bad Thai, 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 17, 2012


Raphael, Italian

Cardinals Pretending Not To Notice That Pope Leo X Just Ripped One, 1518

Oil on panel

Friday, June 15, 2012


Francesco Albani, Italian

God Asking Mary if She Could Watch the Kids While He Hits "Skyfall," 1608

Oil on copper

Wednesday, June 13, 2012


Andrea del Sarto, Italian

St. Peter Demanding to Know Who Stole His Lean Cuisine From the Rectory Fridge, 1517

Oil on wood

Tuesday, June 12, 2012


Guercino, Italian

Guy Warning Roommates Not to Go In There For Awhile, 1645

Oil on canvas


Jean-Simon Berthelemy, French

Cupid's Alarm Clock About To Go Off, 1778

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 10, 2012


Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish

Paris Judging the Finals of a Wet Gossamer Scarf Contest, 1638

Oil on wood

Wednesday, June 6, 2012


Gustave Courbet, French

Drunk Falling Asleep at the Wheel, 1853

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 5, 2012


Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Put That Damn iPhone Away and Take Your Daughter Fishing, 1670

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 3, 2012


Horace Vernet, French

Colonel Jacques Gaspard, 1814

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 31, 2012


Pompeo Batoni, Italian

Sir Gregory Turner, Telling the Story of His Hernia Exam, 1768

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


Carl Rahl, Austrian

Hair Salon Customer Hoping To Get Extensions For His Comb-Over, 1850

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 29, 2012


Couple Considering Adopting From Angel Rescue, 1763

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 27, 2012


Alexandre Gabriel Decamps, French

Bobo, Master of Chimpressionism, 1833

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 24, 2012


The Artist's Sister About to Learn the Hard Way That Parrot Crap Doesn't Come Out of Silk, 1847

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 23, 2012


Woman Warning Blind Date That She's on the Rebound From a Guy in a Rembrandt, 1663

Oil on panel

Tuesday, May 22, 2012


Brothers Respecting Mother's Last Wish That Her Ashes Be Used to Catch Walleye, 1663

Oil on panel

Monday, May 21, 2012


Annibale Carracci, Italian

Why Little Jimmy Wears the Eyepatch Now, 1588

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 20, 2012


Franz Ludwig Catel, German

Doug, Trying Desperately to Remember Which is the Merlot and Which is the Rat Poison, 1824

Oil on canvas

Friday, May 18, 2012


Benjamin Vautier, French

Young Girl Befriending Tomorrow Night's Dinner, 1857

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 17, 2012


Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Why My Niece Jennifer Doesn't Babysit For Us Anymore, 1830

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


Pietro Bianchi, Italian

Nuns Catching St. Francis Sporting a Massive Wedgie, 1728

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


Jean-Baptist Isabey, French

Hopefuls at Original Casting Call for Game of "Clue," 1817


Sunday, May 13, 2012


Jacopo Amigoni, Italian

The Quickie Divorce, Old Testament Style, 1739

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 10, 2012


James Tissot, French

Spying On That Sailor Who Swabs the Deck Nude, 1873

Oil on canvas