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Monday, November 30, 2009

MASTERPIECE #45




















Guercino Visione, Italian

Douchebag Blowing Trumpet at 4 in the Morning, 1629

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:37 PM   8 Comments

Sunday, November 29, 2009

MASTERPIECE #44























Luis Eugenio Melendez, Spanish

Artist With Police Sketch of Naked Dude Who Stole His Easel, 1746

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:50 PM   1 Comments

Saturday, November 28, 2009

MASTERPIECE #43























Juan de Borgona, Spanish

Virgin Mary Voted Off "Idol," 1515

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:10 PM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #42



















Paul Cezanne, French

Three Guys Checking Their iPhones, 1890

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:03 PM   0 Comments

Friday, November 27, 2009

MASTERPIECE #41























Max Schuler, German

Mildred Baines Pennyworth, Phone Sex Pioneer, 1912

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 3:55 PM   1 Comments

Thursday, November 26, 2009

MASTERPIECE #40



















Jose Aparicio, Spanish

Why Socrates Loves His Job: Reason #7, 1811

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:42 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #39















Martin Schaffner, German

Susan Boyle, Astronomer, 1533

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:30 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #38



















Georges de La Tour, French

Andy Samberg Trapped in Lame "SNL" Fortune Teller Sketch, 1633

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 12:10 AM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #37



















Giuseppe Recco, Italian

thoucanhascheezburger.com, 1664

Oil on canvas


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posted by Steve Melcher @ 12:05 AM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #36























Francois Boucher, French

Teenage Boy Becoming Concerned the Roofies Aren't Wearing Off, 1750

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 12:00 AM   0 Comments

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

MASTERPIECE #35























Salvator Rosa, Italian

"CSI: Antwerp," 1645

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:35 AM   0 Comments

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

MASTERPIECE #33














Cornelis de Vos, French

Portrait of the Leinwand Family, Shortly After Being Rear-Ended

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:40 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #32























Charles Courtney Curran, American

Another Satisfied Jenny Craig Customer (with "Before" Painting), 1887

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 4:08 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #31

















Bernardino Mei, Italian

Jesus Rushing Through Penn Station, 1655

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 2:14 PM   1 Comments

Monday, November 23, 2009

MASTERPIECE #30























Edgar Degas, French

Portrait of the Artist in Mom Jeans, 1867

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:05 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #29



Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Woman Falling for Pervert's "Breastfeeding Tutorial" Scam, 1690

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:00 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #28























Adriaen Brouwer, Flemish

That's Not Ale!, 1636

Oil on wood

posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:17 AM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #27























John Singer Sargent, American

"Girls Gone Wild: Islamic Edition," 1880

Oil on canvas

posted by Steve Melcher @ 12:33 AM   0 Comments

Sunday, November 22, 2009

MASTERPIECE #26























Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Worst Secret Santa Gift Ever, 1632

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:40 PM   2 Comments

MASTERPIECE #25























Simon Vouet, French

Organist Taking God's Request for "Piano Man"... Again, 1626

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:35 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #24























T.H. Matteson, American

Shirley Temple, Real Estate Agent, 1860

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:30 PM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #23

















Benjamin West, American

General Wolfe Upon Learning He's Won Justin Bieber Tickets, 1770

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 9:25 PM   0 Comments

Saturday, November 21, 2009

MASTERPIECE #22















Antonio Parreiras, Portuguese

Woman With Nice Jugs (Pun Intended), 1909

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:40 PM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #21























Elisabeth Keyser, Swedish

Woman With Nice Jugs (No Pun Intended), 1881

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:30 PM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #20














Benedito Calixto, Portuguese

Open Mike at Our Lady Santa Maria de Sao Paolo, 1883

Oil on canvas

posted by Steve Melcher @ 4:00 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #19


















Abraham Bloemaert, German

Old Woman Suddenly Remembering She Needs to Buy Milk, 1620

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 3:05 PM   1 Comments

Friday, November 20, 2009

MASTERPIECE #17



















Cesar van Everdingen, Dutch

Playboy's Women of the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra Issue, 1650

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 8:02 AM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #16
















Adolf Eberle, German

Another Match.com Success Story, 1873

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 8:00 AM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #15














Auguste Renoir, French

Lunch Break at Kid Rock Look-Alike Contest, 1881

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 12:18 AM   0 Comments

Thursday, November 19, 2009

MASTERPIECE #14


















Hans Muelich, German

Before ESPN, 1552

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 1:01 AM   0 Comments

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

MASTERPIECE #13



















Artist Unknown, Flemish School
Liberace’s First Day of Kindergarten, 1934
Oil on panel

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:40 PM   0 Comments

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

MASTERPIECE #12














Artist Unknown

Disciple Heeding Lord's Call to Lose the Pube-stache, 1620

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 3:24 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #11



















Knut Ekvall, Swedish

The Little Mermaid 4: Boy Crazy, 1904

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 8:25 AM   0 Comments

Sunday, November 15, 2009

MASTERPIECE #10













Pieter Breugel, Flemish
Portrait of Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandma Winehouse (with modern-day descendant for comparison), 1563
Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:59 PM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #9




















Jan Steen, Dutch
Amish Stripper Dressing for Work, 1685
Oil on wood

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:40 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #8


















Pablo Picasso, Spanish

Seahorse After A Knife Fight, 1927

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:39 PM   1 Comments

MASTERPIECE #7














Fritz Zuber-Buhler, German

Octomom Losing Her Shit, 1852

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:38 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #6


















Edouard Manet, French

Portrait of a Shit-Faced Waitress (Beer #7), 1878

Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:33 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #5



















Constantin Huygens, Dutch
Boy Trading Stick of Gum for Pair of Ridiculous Boots, 1632
Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 11:00 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #4




















Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, French
Janis Joplin, Prom Night 1962, 1969
Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:57 PM   0 Comments

MASTERPIECE #3














Alessandro Turchi detto l’Orbetto, Italian

Jesus Asking Strangers for Directions, 1580

 Oil on canvas

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posted by Steve Melcher @ 10:52 PM   0 Comments