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Wednesday, November 24, 2021

THROWBACK THURSDAY: #639 (8/15/11)

Agustin Arrieta, Mexican

Mother Serving Her Famous Roast Turkey with Toothpaste Globs, 1833

Oil on canvas

Labels: Cooking, Gross, Holidays, Mothers, Thanksgiving

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2293

Hugh Cameron, Scottish

Unfortunately Molly Realized a Split-Second Too Late That the "Face-Washing Bowl" She'd Found Was Actually Grandmother's Chamber Pot, 1870

Oil on canvas

Labels: Bathroom Humor, Grandchildren, Grandparents, Gross, Kids, Pooping and Farting

Sunday, September 15, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2286

Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot, French

Sir Reginald, With That Weird Face He Always Makes When He's Peeing in His Suit of Armor, ca. 1868-1870

Oil on canvas

Labels: Bathroom Humor, Gross, Knights

Sunday, July 14, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2243

Max Gaisser, German

"...and Finally, Gentlemen, I Have THIS Extraordinary Piece, Acquired From an ER Nurse, Whose Patient Had Kept It in a Most Unusual Location," 1889

Oil on canvas

Labels: Art, Butts, Gross, Shopping

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1925

Juana Romani, Italian

Not Only Was the Cone Unattractive, Bridget Found It Insulting That Her Doctor Thought She Might Lick Her Stitches, 1892

Oil on panel

Labels: Animals, Fashion, Gross

Sunday, March 25, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1916

Frithjof Smith Hald, Norwegian

Though Their Cat Fluffy Had Coughed Up Hairballs Before, the Millers Thought They Should Probably Get This One Checked Out By the Vet, 1892

Oil on canvas

Labels: Animals, Cats, Gross

Sunday, March 27, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1417

Salomon Koninck, Dutch

Scholar Finding Piece of Thursday's Breakfast Burrito in Beard, 1649

Oil on canvas

Labels: Beards, Dining, Food, Gross

Sunday, October 4, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1313

Jose Casado del Alisal, Spanish

"I Apologize, Sire. Housekeeping Assured Me the Room Was Ready," 1880

Oil on canvas

Labels: Gross, Murder, Royalty

Sunday, March 8, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1166

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Servant At the Ready With Her Mistress's Puke Bucket, 1660

Oil on canvas

Labels: Bodily Functions, Gross, Jobs

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1164

John Maler Collier, English

Portrait of Woman With Large Intestine, 1930

Oil on canvas

Labels: Gross, Medicine

Monday, March 2, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1162

Jean-Leon Gerome, French

I Guess Now We Know Who Brought the Athlete's Foot Into the Gym, 1889

Oil on canvas

Labels: Disorders, Fitness, Gross, Medicine, Nudity

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #469

Dieric Bouts, Netherlandish

How St. Hippolytus Went From 5' 10" to 6' 8", 1470

Oil on wood

Labels: Animals, Gross, Murder, Saints

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

MASTERPIECE #448

Stephan Kessler, Austrian

Hope You Folks Aren't Vegetarians, 1660

Oil on canvas

Labels: Dining, Food, Gross, Murder

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

MASTERPIECE #407

Gabriel Metsu, Dutch

Anna Making Her Famous Cinnamon Apple-Rabbit Muffins, 1660

Oil on canvas

Labels: Animals, Cooking, Dining, Food, Gross

Friday, November 5, 2010

MASTERPIECE #389

Charles Francois Jalabert, French

Bob and Suzanne, That Couple That Never Bathes, 1842

Oil on canvas

Labels: Couples, Gross, Personal Hygiene

Sunday, March 7, 2010

MASTERPIECE #145

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Mommy and Me Class at the Toxic Waste Dump, 1895

Oil on canvas

Labels: Gross, Mothers, Parenting

Sunday, January 31, 2010

MASTERPIECE #110

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Lady Anne of Cornwall, First Recorded Victim of "The Booger Flick," 1685

Oil on canvas

Labels: Gross