MASTERPIECE #2836

 

Workshop of Guercino, Italian

Portrait of the Famed Renaissance Artist Cléavaggio, ca. 1630-66

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2835

Johan Krouthén, Swedish

Of Course Bernard Could Have Just Removed That Atrocious Wallpaper Left By the Previous Owner, But Instead He Went With Plan B, 1886

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2834

Jan Veth, Dutch

Unfortunately, the Sisters' Lactose Intolerance Was So Severe They Couldn't Even Say Cheese, 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2833

Laurits Andersen Ring, Danish

Happy 20th Anniversary, Hairy Potter!, 1890

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: #639 (8/15/11)

Agustin Arrieta, Mexican

Mother Serving Her Famous Roast Turkey with Toothpaste Globs, 1833

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2832

 

Stanislav Feikl, Czechoslovak

"Hmm. I've Put On My Dress, Done My Hair, and Picked Out My Jewelry. But Darn It, I Feel Like I'm Forgetting Something," 1925

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2831

Kuzma Petrov-Vodkin, Russian

"Okay, Now We're Tied 1 To 1, and It's Your Turn to Ask Me a Trivia Question. But This Time If I Get It Wrong, I Have To Take Off My Shirt," 1935

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2830

Silvio Fernández Rodríguez-Bastos, Spanish

"No, the Pizza's Fine, Honey. I'm Just Still Trying To Figure Out How That Domino's Guy Got It Here in 30 Minutes," 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2829

Franz Stuck, German

Mara Had Hoped She and Her Date Might Find an Emotional Connection, But This Creep Was Nakedly Just Looking For a Little Tail, 1891

Oil on panel

THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1874 (1/29/18)

Edouard Quitton, Belgian

"So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping?  Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?," 1884

Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #2828

 

Titian, Italian

In Retrospect, Alfonso Really Wished the Date For His Official Portrait Sitting Had Fallen on a School Day, 1533

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2827

 

Charles Napier Kennedy, British

"You Do Realize, Young Lady, There Are Easier Ways To Huff Paint," 1898

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2826

 

Michiel Sweerts, Flemish

"Look at the Schedule, Chief. The Artist Has Me Down For 2 O'Clock and You For 3. So Kindly Move Your A** and Take Your Pillow With You," ca. 1660-62

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2825

Carl Röchling, German

"Captain, These Three Soldiers Were Born With Feet Where Their Hands Should Be. So I Would Argue They Actually Belong in the Cavalry Division," 1890

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: #789 (3/6/12)

Louis Gallait, Belgian

The Gorton's Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He's Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2824

 

Louis-Edouard May, French

"Hi, It's Leg Day and I'm About To Do Some Power Squats. Would You Mind Spotting Me?," 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2823

Nicolas Adolphe Weber, German

"Excuse Me Boys, I Think You Have the Wrong Room. I Requested a Wake-Up Choir for SEVEN a.m.," 1867

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2822

Samuel Edmund Waller, British

Going Through the Drive-Thru Window at In-N-Oats, 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2821

 

Laura Theresa Epps Alma-Tadema, British

Annoyed, Hayley Wished Jeff Had Briefed Himself on the Female Anatomy BEFORE They Got to the Honeymoon Suite, Date Unknown

Oil on panel

THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1143 (2/1/15)

Arthur Hughes, English

Realizing She Just Sent That Nude Selfie to the Entire F***ing Office, Before 1901

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2820

Raphaelle Peale, American

After a Long Day in the Fruit Bowl, Clementine Liked To Un-Rind With a Good Book, 1815

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2819

Archibald Archer, British

"Considering We 'Borrowed' Them From the Parthenon, Of Course We COULD Just Give Them Back. But I'd Love To See What We Can Get For Them on Craigslist First," 1819

Oil on canvas