Sunday, February 28, 2021


Félix Vallotton, Swiss-French

Despite Her Assertions To the Contrary, It Quickly Became Clear That This WAS Katie's First Rodeo, 1908

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 25, 2021



Gustav Klimt, Austrian

Anna Wintour, Age 14, 1898

Oil on cardboard

Wednesday, February 24, 2021



Adolphe Alexandre Lesrel, French

"What the F***, Ned? I Specifically Said I Wanted You To Make It With Legos," 1892

Oil on panel

Tuesday, February 23, 2021


 Édouard Manet, French

The Artist's Wife Posing For Her OnlyFans Page, 1873

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 22, 2021



Adolphe Alexandre Lesrel, French

"It's a Quality Sword and the Price Is Right, But Unfortunately, Good Sir, It Doesn't Match My Boots," 1888

Oil on panel

Thursday, February 18, 2021



Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

"Okay, Stop -- Just Stop. Wow. And I Thought Ted Cruz Was Tone Deaf," ca. 1668

Oil on canvas


 Stanislaw Lentz, Polish

Andy, Sandy, and Randy -- the World's Only Known Siamese Triplets, 1903

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 17, 2021


 Pedro Weingärtner, Brazilian

"Hey Lady, the Ad Says 'Your Pizza In 30 Minutes Or It's Free.' Ándale!," 1907

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 16, 2021


Ludwig Blume-Siebert, German

"It's True What They Say, Darling. Houston is Beautiful This Time of Year," 1894

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 15, 2021



Grigoriy Myasoyedov, Russian

Old Guy Playing With Himself, 1907

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 14, 2021


John Mackie Falconer, American

Ken Was Bummed To Discover That Most People Don't Dress Up For Presidents Day Anymore, 1851


Thursday, February 11, 2021



Guillaume Seignac, French

"There's Only a 53% Chance You'll Fall in Love After One Arrow, But It's 95% Effective If I Give You a Second Shot," Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 10, 2021



John William Waterhouse, British-Italian

"Wait, I Can't Remember. Is It 'Arsenic Before Beer, You're in the Clear,' or the Other Way Around?," 1907

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 9, 2021


Christian Rohlfs, German

Boy, Did Gary Feel Like a Doof. He Totally Forgot To Wear Clothes To Yoga Again!, 1907


Monday, February 8, 2021



Gebhard Fugel, German

When Zoey Didn't Blink For 36 Hours Straight, We Suspected Her Classmates Had Slipped Meth in Her Juice Box Again, 1905

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 7, 2021


 D.E. Pugons, Nationality Unknown

Having Obeyed Lucky's Command To Sit, Dave Gets a Treat, 1902

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 4, 2021



Robert Poetzelberger, German

Rare Footage of Tom and Gisele's First Date, 1886

Oil on panel

Wednesday, February 3, 2021


 Jacek Malczewski, Polish

Her Royal Highness Alexandria, Duchess of Cumberland (and Her Husband, Zeke), 1905

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 2, 2021



Giovanni Fattori, Italian

The Artist's Wife, Contemplating the Irony That Her Groundhog Day Casserole Is Repeating On Her, 1905

Oil on canvas 

Monday, February 1, 2021


 Akseli Gallen-Kallela, Finnish

When the Government Refused To Do Anything About the Jewish Space Laser, Justin Took Matters Into His Own Hands, 1903

Tempera on canvas