Sunday, January 31, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2632


Christian Rohlfs, German

When You're Trying To Paint a Chicken But You Get Cockblocked, 1906

Watercolor with gouache on firm wove paper

Thursday, January 28, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2631


 Julius LeBlanc Stewart, American

"Hey Sis, Could I Borrow Your Scarf? Rocky Just Dropped a Deuce On My Brake Pedal," 1901

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2630


 Henry Scott Tuke, British

"Me? I Lost My Shirt Shorting GameStop Stock. What's Your Story?," 1903

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2629


 













Edmund Leighton, British

"Don't Be an Asshat, My Beloved. Lower Your F-ing Mask. And Remember -- Two Sword Lengths!," 1900

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 25, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2628


 Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian

Chuck Figured That If He Was Going To Drink Himself Under the Table, He Might As Well Just Start There, 1905

Oil on oilcloth

Sunday, January 24, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2627


 













William McGregor Paxton, American

"What the -- ? Who Stole My Weed?," 1912

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2626


 













Herbert James Draper, British

Every Once in a While, Kate Liked To Spice Things Up for the UberEats Driver By Answering the Door Without Her Robe, 1900

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 21, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2625 #berniememes

                            A                                                                  B                

A) Workshop of Rembrandt, Dutch     

Portrait of a Woman in Gloves, ca. 1625-69

B) Brendan Smialowski, American

Portrait of Bernie Sanders in Mittens, 2021

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2624


 













William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Roman Priestess Wondering Why People Keep Shouting, "Love Your Work, Ms. Bialik!," 1902

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2623


 Allyn Cox, American

"...Preserve, Protect, and Defend the Constitution of the United States. Yeah! Crushed It! Up Top!," 1973-1974

Mural

Monday, January 18, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2622


 













Pál Szinyei Merse, Hungarian

Saul Thought If He Stood Perfectly Still, the Bear Wouldn't Notice Him.

Saul Was Mistaken. 1897

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 17, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2621


 Jean-Eugène Buland, French

Clara Would Later Learn There's No Such Thing as a Breastfeeding Inspector. But By That Time, "Dr. Phillips" Was Long Gone, 1903

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 14, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2620


 













Leo Gestel, Dutch

What John Malkovich Does on the Weekends, 1902

Pencil, Watercolor, and gouache on paper

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2619


 













Pauline Soltau, German

Hearing That Kim Cattrall Won't Be Part of the "Sex and the City" Reboot, 1860

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2618


 Henry Jamyn Brooks, British

19th Century Surgeons Playing "Operation," 1894

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 11, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2617


Frits Thaulow, Norwegian

"No Offense Jill, But Next Week I Pick the Yoga Class," 1902

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 10, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2616


 Édouard Debat-Ponsan, French

"Well, If You Really Do Love Me Like You Say, Travis, Why Is My Bullsh*t Detector Going Off?," 1893

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 7, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2615


 













Artist Unknown

"Hey, Big Boy. Is That a Synthetic Bristle Acrylic Wash Brush in Your Artist's Smock, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?," 1900

Pastel on paper

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2614

Marcus Stone, British

"He Says He Won't Be Long. He Just Needs a Moment To Process Kim and Kanye's Divorce," 1863

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 5, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2613


 Alexander Eckener, German

Woman Reading "The Beginner's Guide To Getting Out of a Low Beach Chair," 1900

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 4, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2612


 Marcus Stone, British

A Visit To The Alligator Petting Zoo, 1864

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 3, 2021

MASTERPIECE #2611


 Marcus Stone, British

That Feeling When You Accidentally Call Your Wife By Your Mistress's Name, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas