Camille Pissarro, French
Training For the Big County Fair Sack Race, Jackie Discovered a Unique Way To Reduce Wind Resistance, 1895
Oil on canvas
Camille Pissarro, French
Training For the Big County Fair Sack Race, Jackie Discovered a Unique Way To Reduce Wind Resistance, 1895
Oil on canvas
Joseph Bail, French
“Well, It Sure Smells Good, Lydia, But the Glow Is a Little Disconcerting. Just How Long Did You Nuke It Anyway?,” ca. 1900
Oil on canvas
Lorenzo Lotto, Italian
If Dracula Was a Ginger, ca. 1540
Oil on canvas
Nicolino Calyo, Italian
“The Iceman Cometh. Ha Ha. Good One. I’ve Definitely Never Heard That Before,” ca. 1840
Watercolor on paper
Josef Engelhart, Austrian
“I Wouldn’t Sweat It, Children. We Donated $10 Million To Help Build the New Wing of Santa’s Workshop Last Year, Plus Another Five Million in Cobbling Scholarships. One Phone Call and You’re Back on the Nice List,” 1927
Oil on canvas
John Singleton Copley, American
(WRITING) “On Second Thought, Scratch That, Revere. Make it ‘One If By Land, Two If By Sea, Three If By Drone,'” ca. 1775-79
Oil on canvas
Jan Lievens, Dutch
Darrell Had Always Had the Bad Habit of Entering a Room Without Knocking. But Then Came the Day When He Walked In On His Grandparents in the Shower, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
Henry Scott Tuke, British
Waiting For His Ship To Come In (The One That’s Presumably Delivering His Pants), 1924
Oil on panel
Samuel van Hoogstraten, Dutch
“Go On, Boy. You Know the Rules. We Don’t Do Our Business INside the Painting,” ca. 1670
Oil on canvas