Thursday, January 20, 2022



Léon-Mathieu Cochereau, French

"Would You Guys Mind If I Closed the Window? I'm Getting a Lot of Strange Looks From the Starbucks Across the Street," 1814

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 19, 2022


Jean Beraud, French

Emily Was Hopeful That She and Kevin Could Talk Things Out, But the Restraining Order Meant They Were Going To Have To Shout, 1900

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 18, 2022



Frans Pourbus the Younger, Flemish

BREAKING NEWS: Marie De' Medici Named Lead Suspect in Florentine Bell Tower Robbery, ca.1600 to 1625

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 17, 2022



Laurits Andersen Ring, Danish

Workers Laying the Ziti For Italy's Marinara Pipeline, 1885

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 13, 2022



Albert Guillaume, French

"Now Before I Tattoo Pete Davidson's Initials On Here Young Lady, Are You Sure You Don't Want To Give It a Couple More Weeks?," Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Wednesday, January 12, 2022


Gustave Caillebotte, French

Couple Watching Two Carriage Horses Going At It, 1877

Oil on canvas


Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British 

That Feeling When You Crush the Wordle Puzzle, 1867

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 10, 2022



Kazimierz Alchimowicz, Russian-Polish

Fun Fact: Before Bartholdi's Last-Minute Decision To Change Models, Lady Liberty Was Going To Be Larry Liberty, 1873

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 9, 2022



José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese

"Oh, This? It's a Cold Fusion Reactor. But I Don't Want Phil Up There To Feel Threatened, So I've Told Him It Makes Cupcakes," 1917

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 6, 2022


Emmanuel Zamor, Brazilian-French

"Still Life With Prawns," a Masterpiece of the Shrimpressionist Movement, 1916

Oil on panel

Wednesday, January 5, 2022


Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Pioneer Woman Trying to Remember Where the F*** She Parked, 1918

Oil on panel

Tuesday, January 4, 2022



Félix Vallotton, French-Swiss

When She Heard the Footsteps Stop Behind Her, Gladys Instantly Knew That These Library Books Weren't the Only Things Getting Checked Out Today, 1915

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 3, 2022



Karl Reichert, Austrian

Rex Was So Excited To Find a Copy of "The Call of the Wild," He Totally Forgot About the No Opposable Thumbs Thing, 1915

Oil on panel

Sunday, January 2, 2022



Hans Fuglsang, German

"Fine, One More Set. But Then I Really DO Have To Leave For My Wedding," 1915

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 30, 2021


Andrew Benjamin Kennedy, American

Wishing Ewes and Yours a Happy Nude Year, 1933

Oil on canvas on board