MASTERPIECE #2139

Robert Braithwaite Martineau, English

"Trust Me -- You Do NOT Want To Go In There For Awhile," 1855

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2138

Hans Heinrich Bebie, Swiss

"Here's a Good One For You, Grandpa. 'Single White Female Seeks Sugar Daddy With a Ben Franklin Vibe,'" ca. 1852

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2137

William Bouguereau, French

"Baby, I'm Thinking Let's Keep It Simple This Valentine's Day and Just Go Out to Dinner.  Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code," 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2136

Johannes Vermeer, Dutch

"It's Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma'am.  It's Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting," ca. 1667

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2135

Leopold Löffler, Polish

"I Know You're Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He's From a Good Family," 1852

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2134

Sir Frederic Lord Leighton, English

Let Me Guess.  Lizzie Dropped Her Book in the Toilet Again, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2133

Jean-Georges Béraud, French

The Lost Marx Brothers Classic, "A Slap Fight at the Opera," 1889

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2132

Joseph Severn, English

"Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You're Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?," 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2131

Thomas Faed, Scottish

The Dennison Family, Getting Portrait-Bombed By Some Dude in the Forest, 1851

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2130

Mihály Vorossipkas Kovács, Hungarian

All Dressed Up With No One To Bludgeon, 1852

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2129

Auguste Toulmouche, French

Sign Your New Book Probably Isn't Winning the Pulitzer This Year, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2128

Arthur Hughes, English

After Four Years of Trying, Holly Had Started To Wonder Whether It Was Actually POSSIBLE To Train a Cow To Sit on Command, 1872

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2127

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

"Rumor Has It He's Got Three Peanuts in the Shell, If You Know What I Mean.  So Try Not To Act Shocked," 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2126

John Maler Collier, English

"We Need To Make This Look Like an Accident.  You Don't Happen To Have a Banana Peel on You, Do You?," ca. 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2125

James Collinson, English

"You See, Honey?  You Just Clap and the Lights Go On.  Not Bad For $19.99, Huh?," 1856

Oil on canvas