MASTERPIECE #2864

 

Léon-Mathieu Cochereau, French

"Would You Guys Mind If I Closed the Window? I'm Getting a Lot of Strange Looks From the Starbucks Across the Street," 1814

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2036 (9/10/18)

Jean Beraud, French

Emily Was Hopeful That She and Kevin Could Talk Things Out, But the Restraining Order Meant They Were Going To Have To Shout, 1900

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2863

 

Frans Pourbus the Younger, Flemish

BREAKING NEWS: Marie De' Medici Named Lead Suspect in Florentine Bell Tower Robbery, ca.1600 to 1625

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2862

 

Laurits Andersen Ring, Danish

Workers Laying the Ziti For Italy's Marinara Pipeline, 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2861

 

Albert Guillaume, French

"Now Before I Tattoo Pete Davidson's Initials On Here Young Lady, Are You Sure You Don't Want To Give It a Couple More Weeks?," Date Unknown

Oil on panel

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1253 (7/9/15)

Gustave Caillebotte, French

Couple Watching Two Carriage Horses Going At It, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2860

Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British 

That Feeling When You Crush the Wordle Puzzle, 1867

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2859

 

Kazimierz Alchimowicz, Russian-Polish

Fun Fact: Before Bartholdi's Last-Minute Decision To Change Models, Lady Liberty Was Going To Be Larry Liberty, 1873

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2858

 

José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese

"Oh, This? It's a Cold Fusion Reactor. But I Don't Want Phil Up There To Feel Threatened, So I've Told Him It Makes Cupcakes," 1917

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2857

Emmanuel Zamor, Brazilian-French

"Still Life With Prawns," a Masterpiece of the Shrimpressionist Movement, 1916

Oil on panel

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1262 (7/22/15)

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Pioneer Woman Trying to Remember Where the F*** She Parked, 1918

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2856

 

Félix Vallotton, French-Swiss

When She Heard the Footsteps Stop Behind Her, Gladys Instantly Knew That These Library Books Weren't the Only Things Getting Checked Out Today, 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2855

 

Karl Reichert, Austrian

Rex Was So Excited To Find a Copy of "The Call of the Wild," He Totally Forgot About the No Opposable Thumbs Thing, 1915

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2854

 

Hans Fuglsang, German

"Fine, One More Set. But Then I Really DO Have To Leave For My Wedding," 1915

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2853

Andrew Benjamin Kennedy, American

Wishing Ewes and Yours a Happy Nude Year, 1933

Oil on canvas on board