MASTERPIECE #1959

Pekka Halonen, Finnish

Just in Case They Ever Won the Lottery, the Maxwell Family Spent Two Hours a Day Practicing Looking Stunned, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1958

René-Henri Ravaut, French

"Okay, I Believe You.  Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet.  Next!," 1894

Illustration

MASTERPIECE #1957

Otto Pilny, Swiss

Okay, So Sharon's New Hairstyle Looked a Little Weird, But She Was Suddenly Getting Great WiFi Reception, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1956

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

"They Say Meghan's Asking For an Annulment.  Turns Out the Whole Thing Was Just a Publicity Stunt for the DVD Release of 'Suits'," 1897

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1955

Abraham Bloemaert, Dutch

Bagpiper Forced to Silently Admit He's Even Annoying Himself, ca. 1625-30

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1954

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

"Really, Honey?  You Hear 'Laurel'?  Because I Distinctly Heard 'Yanny,'" 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1953

August Knoop, German

Mortimer Had the Annoying Habit of Refusing To Look at His Cards Until After He'd Tried To Read Them Telepathically, 1894

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #1952

Gustavo Simoni, Italian

Argument at First Board Meeting of Levi Strauss & Co., 1894

Watercolor and gouache on paper on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1951

Hamilton Hamilton, American

Liesl von Trapp Singing Duet With the LieslBot 3000 ("I Am 16 GHz, Going on 17 GHz"), 1894

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS MOTHER'S DAY CLASSIC

Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French

Mama Vader, Praying This is the Mother's Day Darth Finally Calls, 1852

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1950

Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish

"Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry's Wedding?  Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back.  Swimsuits Optional," 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1949

Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch

Heinrich Had Used That Old Ploy of "Forgetting" the Painting You're Working on at the Other Person's Place So You Have an Excuse To Come Over Again, But Now It Had Been a Week.  Where WAS He?, 1894

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1948

Charles Sillem Lidderdale, British

It Was Hard For Brianna To Stay Motivated at Work When She Knew Her Male Co-Workers Were Making 28% More Per Stick, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1947

Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English

Baby Girl Taking First Steps (Toward a Lifetime of Food Issues), ca. 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1946

Paul Signac, French

That Time I Watched the Movie "Lincoln" on 'Shrooms, 1890

Oil on canvas