Thursday, August 16, 2018


Lavinia Fontana, Italian

Cupid With His Cougar Girlfriend, 1592

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 15, 2018


Bernard van Orley, Southern Netherlandish

Christopher Columbus, Seated Just To the Right of the Nina's Restroom Key, 1519

Oil on panel

Tuesday, August 14, 2018


Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-English

Trying To Decide If That Cute Painter's Gay, 1896

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 13, 2018


Sir Lawrence Alma Tadema, Dutch-English

It Always Made Beth Uncomfortable When Kirsten Overshared About Her Bladder Infections, 1902

Oil on panel

Sunday, August 12, 2018


Lord Frederick Leighton, English

The Amazing Jeanine, the World's Lamest Escape Artist, 1878

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 9, 2018


James Tissot, French

Dating Don't #7: Hitting on a Woman While Wearing a Skirt, 1877

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 8, 2018


Paul Delaroche, French

The Princes in the Tower Secretly Reading "Diary of a Wimpy Kid," 1831

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 7, 2018


Miklos Barabas, Hungarian

Emperor Franz Joseph I in His Skinny Jeans, 1853

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 6, 2018


Mary Cassatt, American

Mother Deciding Once and For All They've Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 5, 2018


Edmund Blair Leighton, English

First Recorded "Row-By Breakup," 1891

Oil on panel

Friday, August 3, 2018


Karl Pavlovich Bryullov, Russian

Pompeii, About to Drop a Notch or Two on the List of Italy's Most Liveable Cities, 1833

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 1, 2018


Titian, Italian

Perseus Realizing Too Late That He's Wearing Suede, 1553

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 31, 2018


Giovanni Cariani, Italian

Giovanni Espinoza (aka "The Rock"), 5-Time European Rock-Paper-Scissors Champion, ca. 1510-1515

Oil on canvas

Monday, July 30, 2018


Il Sodoma, Italian

The Ancient Athens Women's Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 29, 2018


Titian, Italian

Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555

Oil on canvas