MASTERPIECE #2020

Lavinia Fontana, Italian

Cupid With His Cougar Girlfriend, 1592

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2019

Bernard van Orley, Southern Netherlandish

Christopher Columbus, Seated Just To the Right of the Nina's Restroom Key, 1519

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2018

Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-English

Trying To Decide If That Cute Painter's Gay, 1896

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2017

Sir Lawrence Alma Tadema, Dutch-English

It Always Made Beth Uncomfortable When Kirsten Overshared About Her Bladder Infections, 1902

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2016

Lord Frederick Leighton, English

The Amazing Jeanine, the World's Lamest Escape Artist, 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2015

James Tissot, French

Dating Don't #7: Hitting on a Woman While Wearing a Skirt, 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2014

Paul Delaroche, French

The Princes in the Tower Secretly Reading "Diary of a Wimpy Kid," 1831

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2013

Miklos Barabas, Hungarian

Emperor Franz Joseph I in His Skinny Jeans, 1853

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2012

Mary Cassatt, American

Mother Deciding Once and For All They've Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2011

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

First Recorded "Row-By Breakup," 1891

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #2010

Karl Pavlovich Bryullov, Russian

Pompeii, About to Drop a Notch or Two on the List of Italy's Most Liveable Cities, 1833

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2009

Titian, Italian

Perseus Realizing Too Late That He's Wearing Suede, 1553

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2008

Giovanni Cariani, Italian

Giovanni Espinoza (aka "The Rock"), 5-Time European Rock-Paper-Scissors Champion, ca. 1510-1515

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2007

Il Sodoma, Italian

The Ancient Athens Women's Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2006

Titian, Italian

Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555

Oil on canvas