Wednesday, March 31, 2021



Joseph Bail, French

Bruce Wayne's Chef Summoning Him To Dinner Via the Vat-Signal, 1910

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 30, 2021


Auguste Levêque, Belgian

"Man, This Stuff Is Scratchy. The Next Time We Go For a Roll in the Hay, Let's Bring a Tarp," 1918

Oil on canvas


Jean Baptiste Leopold Colin, Belgian

"I'm Sorry, Sweetheart, But We're Not Allowed To Build a Sandcastle in This Part of the Beach. It's a Zoning Issue," 1917

Oil on panel

Monday, March 29, 2021



Otto Kirberg, German

Woman Watching the Powerball Drawing Back When It Was the Steam Powerball Drawing, 1918

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 28, 2021


Ferdinand Max Bredt, German

Hmm, Thought Eleanor. Do I Mention the Rat, Or Just Shut Up and Drink My Tea?, 1918

Oil on wood

Thursday, March 25, 2021


Jeffrey Hull, American

"Hey Siri -- Give Me the Number For AAA's Cairo Office,", 2015

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 24, 2021


Albin Egger-Lienz, Austrian

Germany's 48th Infantry Division Doing Their Daily Glutes Workout, 1916

Tempera on linen

Tuesday, March 23, 2021



John Sloan, American

"This Summer...Meryl Streep is a CIA Agent Who's Been Hung Out To Dry. Now, If She Wants To Come Clean, She's Going To Have To Put It All On the Line, IN...'The Washerwoman.' Playing at a Laundromat Near You!," 1915

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 22, 2021


Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian

"Crap -- I Can Never Remember. Which of These Suckers Is the Almond Milk?," 1916

Oil on cardboard

Sunday, March 21, 2021



Guy Rose, American

"Oh, Fantastic -- I Forgot the Oars. I Guess I Live Here Now," 1910

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 18, 2021



Wada Eisaku, Japanese

Subject of Painting Being Told He Can't Smoke in the Museum, 1914

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 17, 2021


Eugène Jansson, Swedish

It Was Always Awkward When Chad Showed Off at the Gym Because You Never Knew Where To Look, 1914

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 16, 2021


Giuseppe Vermiglio, Italian

"Wait.  You're Just Supposed To PINCH Someone For Not Wearing Green?," 1621

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 15, 2021


Carl Johann Spielter, German

While Morty Distracted Their Mark With the Classic Tablecloth Salesman Scam, Jessica Quietly Made Off With Every Vase in the House, 1911

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 14, 2021


Leo Rauth, German

When Glenn Wasn't Invited To Go Riding With the Others, He Realized the A**less Chaps Were Probably Too Much Too Soon, 1911


Thursday, March 11, 2021


Carl Johann Spielter, German

"Free Donuts in the Post-Impressionist Wing!," 1898

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 10, 2021


Paul Spangenberg, German

"Excuse Me, This Is My First Debutante Ball. Do You Think They'd Be Down With Some Hot AF Freak Dancing?," 1907

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 9, 2021



Josep de Togores, Spanish

From the People Who Brought You the Clapper Comes...the Snapper™! The World's First Sound-Activated Zipper!, 1910-11

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 8, 2021


Albert Henry Collings, British

Back When Penthouse Pets Used To Pose With Their Pets, 1907

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 7, 2021



Petrus Theodorus van Wijngaerdt, Dutch

"From the Number of F Bombs, I'm Guessing Her Majesty Either Stubbed Her Toe Really Hard, Or Is Watching the Oprah Interview," Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Thursday, March 4, 2021



Thomas Prytherch, British 

"Thanks. Oh, and When You're Done With Me, Maybe You Can Free Britney?," 1900


Wednesday, March 3, 2021


Lovis Corinth, German

This Season's Winner of Fox's "The Masked Prostitute," 1908

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 2, 2021


José de Almeida e Silva, Portuguese

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Without Makeup, 1902

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 1, 2021


 Charles R. Knight, American

"Can We Please Move It Along, Darrell? Sometime This Epoch Would Be Nice," 1897

Gouache on paper