Thursday, February 27, 2020


Carl Friedrich Schulz, German

"Pheasants? My Bad, Guys. I Thought We Were Hunting Peasants," 1835

 Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 26, 2020


Aloys Zötl, Austrian

Meet the Beetles!, 1835


Tuesday, February 25, 2020


Johann Peter Hasenclever, German

Well, This Was Embarrassing. Oskar Had Meant To Present His Fellow Workers' Demands For Higher Wages, But in His Haste Had Accidentally Grabbed a Chick-Fil-A Takeout Menu, 1848

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 24, 2020


Jules Coignet, French

Stonehenge After Weight Watchers, 1836

Oil on paper mounted on canvas

Sunday, February 23, 2020


Paul Delaroche, French

It Never Failed. The Second Before a Battle Was Supposed To Start, Doug Always Had To Sneeze, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 20, 2020


William Mulready, English

"Um, Could You Please Draw a Little Faster? She Was 2 When You Started," c. 1844

Oil on panel

Wednesday, February 19, 2020


Jožef Jakob Tominc, Slovenian

Before There Was the Selfie, There Was the "Squattie," 1825

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 18, 2020


Alexei Venetsianov, Russian

"Bacchus Totally Hogged the Bathroom and I Didn't Get To Shower This Morning. Is It Obvious? Be Honest," 1832

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 17, 2020


William Page, American

"Do You Even Lift, Bro?," 1832

Oil on panel

Sunday, February 16, 2020


Constantin Hansen, Danish

That Look When Your Modeling Box Is Still Warm From the Last Guy, 1833

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 13, 2020


William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Cupid Going a Little Overboard Trying To Make His Quota, ca. 1880

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 12, 2020


Benjamin Blake, English

"Honey, I Thought You Said You Were Coming in Here To Play a Game With the Kids, Not Play WITH Some Game With the Kids," 1826

Oil on panel

Tuesday, February 11, 2020


Christian Albrecht Jensen, Danish

Thinking It Might Break the Ice, Anna Offers To Show the Artist Her Splenectomy Scar, 1825

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 10, 2020


Jan Lodewijk Jonxis, Dutch

"That Was Great. But the Lyrics Are 'There's a Bad Moon on the Rise' -- NOT 'There's a Bathroom on the Right,'" 1825

Oil on panel

Sunday, February 9, 2020


Thursday, February 6, 2020


Carl Joseph Begas, German

In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She'd Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN'T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 5, 2020


Edmund Bristow, English

"Yep, You're Ticklish. Next!," 1824

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 4, 2020


Govaert Flinck, Dutch

"Yo, Which of You Dudes Left Your Bong in My Car?," 1642

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 3, 2020


Eugène Delacroix, French

Ben and Julie Had Never Really Considered the Downside To Not Having Glass in Your Windows. Until the Day the Bees Came. 1823

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 2, 2020


Sir Charles Lock Eastlake, English

"Wait -- Now I Can't Remember. Does the Toilet Paper Go OVER the Roll Or UNDER It?," 1823

Oil on paper