Thursday, October 31, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2320














Henry Gillard Glindoni, English

Queen Elizabeth's Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2319























Brock Nicol, Canadian

"What Am I? That's a Tricky Question. Society Would Tell You I'm a Cowboy, But I Actually Identify As a Pirate," ca. 2016

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2318

















Henry Hetherington Emmerson, English

Rare Example of a Victorian-Era Painting With a Woman Displaying Her Calves, 1877

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 28, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2317























Richard Ansdell, English

"Okay Guys, We're Good on Whole Milk For Now. So For the Next Few Days, If You Could Switch To Lowfat Lactose-Free, That Would Be Great," ca. 1877

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 27, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2316















Heywood Hardy, British

As Lady Rutherford and Her Husband Entered the Swingers Retreat, She Made a Mental Note To Get the Name of That Stable Boy, 1907

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 24, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2315























Vasily Pukirev, Russian

"I'm Sorry, Miss, But You Have To Actually Say the Words 'or For Poorer' or the Whole Thing Doesn't Count," 1862

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2314














Jules-Arsène Garnier, French

"Come On, Gentlemen. We All Know Somebody Out There Farted. Who Was It?," 1878

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2313


Monday, October 21, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2312























Grant Wood, American

We. Are. Farmers. Bum Ba-Dum Bum Bum Bum Bum., 1930

Oil on beaver board

Sunday, October 20, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2311


















John George Brown, American

"...But Luckily, the Captain Had a Spare Pair of Pants My Size. Anyway, Long Story Short, That's How It Became Known As the 'Poop' Deck," 1883

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 17, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2310























Henry Stacy Marks, English

The Moment He Opened the Box, Gregory Knew He'd Found Something Special. No, This Was Not Just Another Pretty Vase, 1877

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2309
















Edward Lamson Henry, American

"Seriously Dude, This Place Is a Pig Sty. Let Me Give You Marie Kondo's Phone Number," 1895

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2308























John Haynes-Williams, English

Uh-Oh. Either That Statue Really Did Just Blink, or Elizabeth Was Going To Have To Lay Off Those New Diet Pills, ca. 1870

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 14, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2307
















Gustave Caillebotte, French

Today's "That Is Priceless" Masterpiece Is Brought To You By the Letter "h," 1877

Pastel

MASTERPIECE #2306















Auguste Serrure, Belgian

Baron William van Korynnehull's Original Demonstration of His Famous Game, 1871

Oil on panel

Thursday, October 10, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2305















Thomas Somerscales, British

Climactic Chase Scene From Failed "Fast and the Furious" Spin-Off, "The Swift and the Seaworthy: North Sea Drift," 1921

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2304

















Henri de Braekeleer, Belgian

Worst "Frasier" Episode of All Time: "The One Where Frasier Dabbles in Lithography," 1875

Oil on panel

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2303


















Isaac Henzell, English

Meg Was Halfway To the Courthouse To Post Her Husband's Bail When She Realized She May Have Misunderstood the Judge, 1870

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 7, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2302















José Jiménez y Aranda, Spanish

Painters Capturing That Rarest of Sights: An Amish Woman in the Wild, 1886

Gouache

MASTERPIECE #2301























Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

Woman Telling Husband That For Her Birthday This Year, She'd Like Either Flowers or Breast Implants, 1670

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 3, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2300


















William Powell Frith, English

Hank Wasn't a Big Fan of Prison, But on the Plus Side, He Was Killing It on His Fitbit, 1880

Oil on panel

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2299























William Powell Frith, English

Woman Watching "Marriageable Bachelor in Paradise" on Her New iCompactCase, 1883

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2298























Moritz Stifter, Austrian

"Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?," 1889

Oil on wood