Tuesday, April 30, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2192













Winslow Homer, American

Little Jimmy Putting To Use What He Learned in Anchor Management Class This Week, 1873

Watercolor, gouache, and graphite

Monday, April 29, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2191























Carl Probst, Austrian

Romeo, Wondering What Juliet Meant When She Said, "BRB -- I Totally Have To Instagram This!," 1874

Oil on wood

Sunday, April 28, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2190























Berthold Woltze, German

"He Loves Me...But Wants To See Other People, He Loves Me...But Wants To See Other People Not, He Loves Me...But Wants To See Other People...," Before 1896

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 25, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2189













Aleksander Kotsis, Polish-Russian

"Listen, You Two Can Just Sit There If You Want, But I'm Going To Try To Find a Theater Showing 'The Avengers,'" 1873

Oil on board

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2188























Charles-Philippe Larivière, French

"I Don't Know About You Guys -- I Was Really Hoping To Get Into 'Game of Thrones' This Season, But It Reminds Me Too Much of Work," 1842

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2187















Auguste Serrure, Belgian

Unfortunately For the Men Behind Him, in His Haste To Celebrate His Victory, Philip Failed To Realize His Crossbow's Safety Was Off, 1870

Oil on panel

Monday, April 22, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2186























Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 371), 1874

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 21, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2185























Philipp Sporrer, German

"Come On -- If You Won't Listen To Me About the Outfit, At Least Let's See a Smile.  No Chick in Her Right Mind Is Swiping Right on That," 1870

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 18, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2184


















Erskine Nicol, Scottish

The Ferguson Boys, Pretty Sure the Painter Just Farted, 1870

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2183























Eugène Fichel, French

"Don't Get Me Wrong -- It's Great.  I Just Wish You Had Told Me You Were Painting Me As a Nude," 1871

Oil on panel

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2182























Frédéric Soulacroix, French-Italian

"I'm Cheating on My Husband With the Earl of Cornwall.  Do You Guys Know How I Can Get Hold of a Burner Phone?," Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 15, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2181












Anselm Feuerbach, German

The Judgment Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 14, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2180











Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British

Back When Macy's Still Held Its Annual Tax Day Parade, 1871

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 11, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2179


















A. Mühlig, German

"The Bathroom?  Oh, Sure -- Third Tree To Your Left," 1869

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2178


















Philip Hermogenes Calderon, English

Lauren, Suddenly Regretting That She Didn't Just Break Up With Chad Over Facebook, 1873

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2177














Auguste Serrure, Belgian

"And Upstairs They've Got Air Hockey and a Dance Dance French Revolution Machine," 1861

Oil on panel

Monday, April 8, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2176























Richard Ansdell, British

Four Hours Into the Hunt, Gerald Suddenly Remembered He Was a Vegetarian, 1869

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 7, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2175























Barbara Krafft, Austrian

The Profile Photo That Got the Richardsons Kicked Off Facebook, 1797

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 4, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2174















Rudolf Friedrich August Henneberg, German

"We Can Stop Here If You Really Want, But the Next Castle Has a Buffalo Wild Wings," 1864

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2173























Hugo Salmson, Swedish

"Care To Explain Why Your Wedding Ring Was in Your Coat Pocket? And Who, Pray Tell, Is strumpet89@hotmail.com?"
1865

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2172











Anselm Feuerbach, German

Penelope Briefly Considered Telling Edith About the Rattlesnake Behind Her, But Then, Edith HAD Been Kind of Annoying Lately, 1867

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 1, 2019

MASTERPIECE #2171























François Bonvin, French

Woman Taking a Video of Herself Doing the "Pull Your Own Tooth Challenge," 1867

Oil on panel