Wednesday, February 28, 2018


Charles Courtney Curran, American

Crushed By Her Defeat in the Cabbage-Picking Contest, Lindsay Just Stood There With Her Head in Her Hands, 1914

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 27, 2018


Luis Ricardo Falero, Spanish

Tinkerbell, Wondering Why That Mayfly She Hooked Up With Friday Night Still Hasn't Called, 1888

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 26, 2018


Adriaen van Utrecht, Flemish

"Here, Tony.  The Other Street Vendors and I Took Up a Collection.  Now Go Buy Yourself a F***ing Air Freshener," 1639

Oil on canvas


Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Model:  "Sorry To Bother You, But Should I Remove the Rest of My Dress?"
Artist:  "Huh?  Oh, It's Up To You.  I'm Painting a Landscape." 1890


Thursday, February 22, 2018


Émile Friant, French

"Relax, Ladies!  He's Not Going To Bite.  Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks," 1881

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 21, 2018


Christian Ludwig Bokelmann, German

Reaction to Waiter's Announcement That the Blue Ford Fiesta Out Front Is About To Get Towed, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 20, 2018


Jean-Eugène Buland, French

Weekly Meeting of the Committee For the Avoidance of Eye Contact, 1891

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 19, 2018


Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German

"Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship's Chamber Pot," 1877

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 18, 2018


Édouard Joseph Dantan, French

Opera-Goers Trying To Find the Smartass With the Air Horn, 1886

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 15, 2018


Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Less-Popular Children's Book Character #19:  Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885

Oil on panel

Wednesday, February 14, 2018


Emile Claus, Belgian

Competitors at Starting Line for World Aphid Racing Championship, 1887

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 13, 2018


Emile Claus, Belgian

"Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going.  I Mean, Let's Face It -- I'm Not 7 Years Old Anymore," Before 1924

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 12, 2018


Arthur Hughes, English

"You'd Just Better Hope He Doesn't Try That Revenge Porn Crap.  That's What Happened To Me," 1872

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 11, 2018


Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

Thursday, February 8, 2018


Jacob Ferdinand Voet, Flemish

Kyle McDonald, America's Best Hope For Gold in Men's Curling, Before 1689

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 7, 2018


Sándor Bihari, Hungarian

After the Crowd's Tepid Response at the Rally in Budapest, Laszlo Was Forced To Admit "Let's Go Hungary!" Wasn't Working As a Campaign Slogan, 1891

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 6, 2018


Franciszek Ejsmond, Polish

When the Acting Jobs Dried Up, Samantha Resorted To Posing For One of Those Creepy Online Corn Sites, 1886

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 5, 2018


Paul Signac, French

That Look When You Realize Your Husband Paid the Maid To Put Rat Poison in Your Tea, 1886

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 4, 2018


Emanuel Salomon Friedberg-Mírohorsky, Czech

"Okay, Let's Take a Vote.  All in Favor of Moving the Town Sewage Plant a Little Further Downwind, Say Aye," 1885

Oil on canvas

Saturday, February 3, 2018


Artist Unknown

Sure, Her Office's Super Bowl Bash Wasn't Technically a Costume Party, But Melissa Couldn't Resist, 16th century

Oil on panel

Friday, February 2, 2018


Franz von Stuck, German/Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, ca. 1904/1680

Oil on panel/Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 1, 2018


Jean Beraud, French

Before They Were Stars: Susan B. Anthony (Center) Twerking For Tips, 1879

Oil on panel