Sunday, April 30, 2017


Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 27, 2017


Carl Frederik von Breda, Swedish

Charlotte, Suddenly Sensing Her Date's Getting Annoyed That She's Been Doing All the Talking, 1811

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 26, 2017


François Gérard, French

Family Reacting to God's Epic Fart, 1819

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 25, 2017


Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819


Monday, April 24, 2017


Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish

"Wait!  Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who's at the Door.  I'm Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon," 1819

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 23, 2017


José Mariá Arango, Spanish

When You Start To Wave at a Friend and Then Realize It's Just a Mirror, 1819

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 20, 2017


V.P. Mokhnachev, Russian

Listen Grandpa, I Didn't Want To Be the One To Tell You, But I Think You've Been Using That Hammer Backwards," 1818

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 19, 2017


Charles de Steuben, French

"Okay, Before We Start Marching, By Show of Hands, Who Needs to Use the Restroom?," 1818

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 18, 2017


Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian

"I Say You Were Right to Dump Him, Allison.  Hey -- If He Liked It, He Should've Put a Ring On It," 1818

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 17, 2017


Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German

"I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing.  He Says If There's Not an Option for 'Having a Supreme Being's Child By Virgin Birth,' You Should Just Say 'It's Complicated,'" 1818

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 16, 2017


Nicolas-André Monsiau, French

Alexander the Great Spoiling the Ending of "The Fate of the Furious" for Diogenes, 1818

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 13, 2017


Henry Herbert La Thangue, English

That Year the Easter Bunny Didn't Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 12, 2017


John Ferneley, British

"Yeah, Never You Mind Who Let the Dogs Out.  Who Let YOU Out, Smartypants?," 1818

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 11, 2017


Albrecht Adam, German

Pa, Moments Before Getting Nailed With His Second FUI (Farming Under the Influence), 1818

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 10, 2017


Johann Christian Reinhart, German

Apollo Slaying the Python (Apparently Unaware You Need a Permit For That), 1817

Oil on panel

Sunday, April 9, 2017


Jean Alaux, French

A) Couple Having Staring Contest, 1818

B) Couple Having Staring Contest (3 Hours Later), 1818

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 6, 2017


Artist Unknown, Swiss

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Pages 42 and 43), 1808


Wednesday, April 5, 2017


Emanuel Thelning, Swedish-Finnish

"Yo, It Sounds Like I Just Got a Text.  Could Somebody Down There Please Check My Phone?," 1812

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 4, 2017


George Dawe, English

"If Either of You Guys Knows What To Do For a Heroin Overdose, This Would Be the Time To Mention It," 1809

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 3, 2017


Caroline Bardua, German

I'm the NRA, 1817

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 2, 2017


Christopher Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Before the UFC Passed the Rule About Spears, 1817

Oil on canvas

Saturday, April 1, 2017


Charles Robert Leslie, English

"Don't Feel Bad, Todd.  Aristotle Got Me With the Saran Wrap on the Toilet Seat Too," 1812

Oil on canvas