Tuesday, February 28, 2017


Wojciech Kossak, Polish

"Sorry Folks, But I Clocked You Plowing 40 in a 25 Furrows-Per-Hour Zone," 1909

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 27, 2017


Master of the Prayer Books of Around 1500, Flemish

Chairman of PricewaterhouseCoopers Doing the Right Thing, ca. 1490

Illumination on parchment

Sunday, February 26, 2017


Karel Myslbek, Czech

"So What Do You Say?  Should We Try CPR, or Just Rob Him and Call It a Day?," 1909

Oil on canvas


Piero del Pollaiolo, Italian

"Darn -- I Never Thought I'd Be Up Here, So I Didn't Write a Speech," 1475

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 23, 2017


Oleksandr Murashko, Ukrainian

"Oh No -- I Forgot To Tell Our Cult Leader That I Have To Miss Saturday's Brainwashing For a Wedding," 1909

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 22, 2017


James Abbott McNeill Whistler, American

Oscars Seat Filler Busting Her Ass in Final Week of Training, 1871

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 21, 2017


Emil Zschimmer, German

"Last Warning.  I Catch You in My Blueberry Patch Again, I Take a Pinkie," 1900

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 20, 2017


Tivadar Kosztka Csontváry, Hungarian

Moses Checking His Yardage to the Green at the Farmers Insurance Exodus Open®, 1908

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 19, 2017


Remy Cogghe, Belgian

"I Guess Seeing the New 'Fifty Shades' Movie Last Night Gave Them a Few Ideas," 1908

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 16, 2017


Gregory Frank Harris, American

"Oh Yeah?  Well, YO Momma's So Fat, When She Walked In Front of the TV, I Missed 3 Seasons of "Downton Abbey,'" Date Unknown

Oil on canvas-panel

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


Johann Ludwig Lund, Danish

"Come On, Beth -- You Know This Is My Weekend To Have the Kid.  Let's Not Make This Into a Greek Tragedy," 1808

Ol on canvas

Tuesday, February 14, 2017


Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian

"Greetings, Your Excellency.  Shall I Ask Why You're Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?," 1908


Monday, February 13, 2017


Ernst Stöhr, Austrian

"Sorry, Honey.  This Was Supposed To Be Your Big Valentine's Day Surprise, But Then Your Mother Decided To Drop By," 1907

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 12, 2017


Artist Unknown

"Um, Excuse Me, Abraham.  You're Leading Again," 1865

Rendering based on albumen silver print

Thursday, February 9, 2017


Arthur Hughes, English

"Don't Look Now, But Those Two Studs With the Face Tats Are Totally Checking Us Out," 1864

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 8, 2017


Hermann Anton Stilke, German

She Was Warned.  She Was Given An Explanation Sentenced to Execution.  Nevertheless She Persisted, 1843

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 7, 2017


Frederic Remington, American

Native American Teenagers Communicating With Friends Via Smokechat, 1905

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 6, 2017


Katy Schneider, American

"Hey, Don't Look At Me. Beyoncé Started It," 1995

Oil on panel

Sunday, February 5, 2017


Hermann Hendrich, German

Saint George, Thinking Maybe He Should Go Back to the Car and Get His Suit of Armor For This, 1906

Oil on canvas


José Malhoa, Portuguese

Portrait of Every Super Bowl Party Mid-Way Through the Third Quarter, 1907

Oil on canvas

Friday, February 3, 2017


Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Jesus Coming Out of Retirement To Do the Super Bowl Coin Toss, 1612

Oil on panel

Thursday, February 2, 2017


Laurits Tuxen, Danish

"You Want to Take This Outside, Mr. Ambassador?  Or Are You Just Going to Sit There Like a Little Bitch?," 1906

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 1, 2017


Brian Hatton, British

"I'm Sorry Sir, But You're Either Going To Have To Put On Some Pants, Or Find Yourself Another Chipotle," 1906

Oil on canvas