Tuesday, January 31, 2012


Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Peasant Woman Begging Passersby for a Condom, 1840

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 30, 2012


Ralph Earl, American

Senator Elijah Boardman Showing Off His Wallpaper Collection, 1789

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 29, 2012


Friedrich Heinrich Fuger, German

Catherine of Alexandria Unveiling the First Diaper Genie, 1805

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 26, 2012


Pieter van Laer, Dutch

Grand Wizards Sightseeing in Amsterdam, 1635

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 25, 2012


Guercino, Italian

Jesus Asking Woman How Much She Paid for Her Passat, 1640

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 24, 2012


Jacopo de' Barbari, Italian

What's On Right Now on EGTV (the Euclidean Geometry Network), 1505

Oil on wood

Monday, January 23, 2012


Johann Georg Edlinger, Austrian

The Artist Catching You Looking at His Wife's Boob, 1800

Oil on oak

Sunday, January 22, 2012


Jan Bernard Duvivier, Flemish-French

The Villers Family, Hoping to Score Big Today on "Antiques Roadshow," 1790

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 19, 2012


Jacques-Antoine Beaufort, French

Brutus Losing Again at Rock, Paper, Scissors, 1771

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 18, 2012


William Blake, English

Young Isaac Newton Getting Work Done on the Crapper, 1795

Copper engraving with pen and ink and watercolor

Tuesday, January 17, 2012


Paolo Veronese, Italian

Struggling Actress Begging Jesus for a Boob Job, 1570

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 16, 2012


Martin Drolling, French

The Count of Valois Going Commando and Not Caring Who Knows It, 1797

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 15, 2012


Guercino, Italian

Mary and St. Peter Bummed Out About the Saints Game, 1647

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 12, 2012


Fra Angelico, Italian

St. Dominic and St. Francis Rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars," 1434

Tempera and gold on panel

Wednesday, January 11, 2012


Andrea del Sarto, Italian

Checking Out That Smokin' New Nun, 1528

Tempera on wood

Tuesday, January 10, 2012


Andrea del Castagno, Italian

Apostles at Last Supper, Wondering Where the Hell That Waitress Disappeared To, 1447


Monday, January 9, 2012


Albrecht Altdorfer, German

The Ill-Fated Stunt That Got "Jackass" Cancelled, 1530

Oil on wood

Sunday, January 8, 2012


Michiel Sweerts, Southern Netherlandish

Things Getting Weird at Last Night's GOP Debate, 1648

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 5, 2012


John Everett Millais, English

Joan of Arc Asking God if He's Got Anything "More Slimming," 1865

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 4, 2012


Emanuel Leutze, American

Columbus Doing His Lame Rodney Dangerfield Impression, 1843

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 3, 2012


Andrea Vaccaro, Italian

Saint Cajetan Declining Offer of Personal Thin-Crust Pizza, 1630

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 2, 2012


Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Mother Discovering "Gift" Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 1, 2012


Gerard David, Dutch

Three Men In A Tub: The Legend Begins, 1505

Oil on wood