Wednesday, November 12, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1096




















Mark Gertler, English

Khloe Kardashian Attempting to Break the Internet, 1922

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1095















Winslow Homer, American

Farmer Wondering Whether He Should Try to Clear the Rocks With His 3-Wood, or Play it Safe With His Driver, 1866

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 9, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1094

















Jehan Georges Vibert, French

Sister Agatha, Still Coming in Too Early on the "No Treble" Part, 1865

Oil on panel

Thursday, November 6, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1093


















Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

Family Dog Wondering If It Smells Like Carbon Monoxide In Here, Or If It's Just Him, 1875

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1092













Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

"You Gonna Get the New iWashboard 7?," 1869

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 2, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1091
















Eduard von Gebhardt, Estonian

Jesus Following Up Lazarus Trick By Guessing a Woman's Birthday, 1896

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1089





















Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Thinking About Ordering the Mongolian Beef From P.F. Chang's, 1854

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 26, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1088























Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Our Psycho Ex-Babysitter Who Read the Kids "Cujo," 1876

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 23, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1087













Jacopo Robusti Tintoretto, Italian

"No Seriously, It's Not Like the Last One.  This One's From Whole Foods," 1550

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1085























Jean Jacques Hauer, French

Family Portrait Ruined By Wormy Dog Rubbing Butt Across Floor, 1790

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 12, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1084















Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Woman Seriously Considering Jumping to Her Death to Escape From Pompous Douchebag, 1875

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 9, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1083























Thomas Gainsborough, English

Admiral George Rodney, Asking if Someone Wouldn't Mind Snagging Him a Protein Bar From His Bag, 1782

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1082























Thomas Eakins, American

David Schwimmer Playing Dolley Madison, Against His Agent's Advice, 1902

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 5, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1081























Thomas Gainsborough, English

The 2nd Lord Vernon, Wondering if Maybe He Should Take the Beggin' Strips Out of His Pocket, 1767

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 2, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1080























Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Why Ryan Gosling Can't Sunbathe Nude in his Backyard Anymore, 1873

Oil on canvas