MASTERPIECE #1080

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Why Ryan Gosling Can't Sunbathe Nude in his Backyard Anymore, 1873

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1079

Thomas Eakins, American

Professor Benjamin Rand, Pioneer in the Field of Subatomic Feline Reduction (aka "Cat Shrinking"), 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1078

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Bridesmaid at the Clooney Wedding Throwing Her Panties at the Groom, 1873

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1077

Titian, Italian

Female Sculptor Proudly Displaying Her Bust, 1510

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1076

Vitaly Komar and Alexander Melamid, American

Kidnapping Victim and Captor Breaking Monotony With Game of Tag, 1983

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1075

Pierre Bonnard, French

Clip From ESPN's Coverage of Competitive Dieting, 1924

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1074

John Singer Sargent, American

My Roommate, Willfully Ignoring My Request to Wear Bottoms in the Kitchen, 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1073

Cornelis Bisschop, Dutch

Victim of Harassment Trying to Decide on a Weapon, 1660

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1072

Ernest Meissonier, French

"So Napoleon, Admiral Nelson, and Ray Rice Walk Into a Bar...," 1869

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #1071

Gerard ter Borch the Younger, Dutch

Portrait of Man with Pet Frog (Under Hat), 1667

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1070

Claude Monet, French

Woman Seriously Considering Getting a Restraining Order Against President Lincoln, 1873

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1069

El Greco, Greek

Portrait of Pope Four-Eyes XII, 1604

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1068

Edgar Degas, French

Gwyneth Paltrow Before Her Morning Coffee, 1857

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1067

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1066

Francesco Beda, Italian

British Admiral Wondering If He's Got the Balls to Wear White After Labor Day, 1880

Oil on wood panel