MASTERPIECE #1068

Edgar Degas, French

Gwyneth Paltrow Before Her Morning Coffee, 1857

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1067

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1066

Francesco Beda, Italian

British Admiral Wondering If He's Got the Balls to Wear White After Labor Day, 1880

Oil on wood panel

MASTERPIECE #1065

Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French

Phoebe From "Friends," Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1064

Guido Cagnacci, Italian

Runners-Up Congratulating the New Miss Narcolepsy, 1659

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1063

Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, 1680

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1062

Jan Gossaert, Flemish

The Painting That Ruined Sugar Cones For Me, 1516

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1061

Rogier van der Weyden, Netherlandish

Nun Questions Her Decision To Request a Pat-Down at the TSA Security Line, 1460

Oil on panel

{Special guest posting by "Janet"}

MASTERPIECE #1060

Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Me Goofing Around in Mall Photo Booth, 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1059

Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian

"You Call That a Mustache?  Please.", 1903

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1058

Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian

Uncle Morty, Going Into Way Too Much Detail About His Hernia Exam, 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1057

Walter Robertson, Irish

"Hmm? Your Birthday Cake?  Uhhh, No -- Haven't Seen It," 1796

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1056

Sir Joshua Reynolds, English

Commodore Augustus Keppel, Wondering Where His Jet-Ski Went, 1753

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1055

Johann Georg Ziesenis, German-Danish

Baroness von Württemberg, Before and After the Sex Change, 1760

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1054

Sir Edwin Henry Landseer, English

"All In Favor, Say 'Arf.'  Those Opposed, Growl." 1840

Oil on canvas