MASTERPIECE #1014

Benjamin West, Anglo-American

Jacob Healing Children With Gluten Allergies, 1768

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1013

Benjamin West, Anglo-American

Adam and Eve Being Expelled From Paradise (Minus Their Security Deposit), 1791

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1012

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Ashley, the Illegitimate Daughter George Clooney Refuses to Acknowledge, 1875

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1011

Alexander Orlowski, Polish

"101 Uses For A Vacuum Cleaner Bag" (#57), 1820

Pencil and sanguine on paper

MASTERPIECE #1010

John Quintero Villar, Colombian

"Great Moments In Phallic Portraiture" (Page 199), 2012

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1009

Jean-Baptiste Huet, French

Easter Bunny Sleeping Off Annual Pre-Holiday Bender, 1784

Watercolor, graphite and ink on paper

MASTERPIECE #1008

Henry Raeburn, Scottish

Lord Braxfield, Gift-Wrapping Himself For His Wife's Birthday, 1798

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1007

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Orestes Pursued By the Furies (After Leaving the Toilet Seat Up), 1862

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1006

Joseph Wright of Derby, English

How the NSA Read Your Mail Before the Internet, 1770

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1005

Joseph Abel, Austrian

Stephen Colbert, Wondering If Les Moonves Got The Muffin Basket, 1814

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1004

Henry Raeburn, Scottish

Captain Patrick Miller, Inventor of the "Crotch Curtain," 1789

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1003

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

"Wait.  If These Aren't My Birth Control Pills, What Did I Just Send My Dad For His Birthday?", 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1002

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

The Other Shocking Sex Scene on "Game of Thrones" Last Night, 1813

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1001

Jacques-Louis David, French

Woman Sleeping With That Guy She Met On OkCupid, 1817

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1000

Giovanni Fattori, Italian

Man Realizing He Probably Should've Waited Until They Invented Electricity Before Buying a Laptop, 1867

Oil on canvas