MASTERPIECE #1001

Jacques-Louis David, French

Woman Sleeping With That Guy She Met On OkCupid, 1817

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1000

Giovanni Fattori, Italian

Man Realizing He Probably Should've Waited Until They Invented Electricity Before Buying a Laptop, 1867

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #999

Joseph Wright of Derby, English

"Resting Heart Rate 55 Beats Per Minute.  Have You Been Working Out, Mommy?", 1776

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #998

Vasily Vereshchagin, Russian

This Friday In Theaters Everywhere:  "Captain Siberia:  The Winter Soldier," 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #997

Paul Delaroche, French

Conscious Uncoupling, Henry VIII-Style, 1834

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #996

Henry Herbert LaThangue, English

Gentleman Refusing to Eat After Wife Belittled His Stamp Collection, 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #995

Nicolae Vermont, Romanian

Bored Girl Realizing It Would Have Been Faster To Have Just Taken a Selfie, 1928

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #994

Grigoriy Myasoyedov, Russian

Johnny Appleseed's Less Famous Brother, Jimmy Soybeanseed, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #993

Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Before the Pill, Before the Condom, There Was...the Fence, 1859

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #992

Jose Ferraz de Almeida Junior, Brazilian

Axe Murderer Apologizing In Advance, 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #991

Nikolay Bogdanov-Belsky, Russian

Well, There's Always the Piano, 1898

Oil on canvas

MASTEPIECE #990

Albert Anker, Swiss

Well, There's Always the Violin, 1868

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #989

Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Jack and Jill, Unaware That Housekeeping's Not Done With Their Motel Room, 1858

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #988

Andrei Ryabushkin, Russian

Hugh Jackman in "The Sommelier," 1903

Gouache

MASTERPIECE #986

Lovis Corinth, German

Adam and Eve, Looking For the Jerk Who Stole Their Fig Leaves, 1911

Oil on canvas