Thursday, January 30, 2014

MASTERPIECE #971













Paul Delaroche, French

Dying Shakespeare Wishing He'd Remembered To Cancel His Super Bowl Party, 1830

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

MASTERPIECE #970























Johannes Vermeer, Dutch

Woman Being Subpoenaed By Chris Christie "Bridgegate" Investigators, 1663

Oil on canvas

Saturday, January 25, 2014

MASTERPIECE #969



















Fernand Khnopff, Belgian

Whistler's Bieber's Mother, 1883

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 23, 2014

MASTERPIECE #968














Albert Anker, Swiss

Doctor Giving Out Free Samples of Adderall, 1879

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

MASTERPIECE #967

















Albert Anker, Swiss

Fortune Teller Saying She Sees the Seahawks by a Field Goal, 1880

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 19, 2014

MASTERPIECE #966























Albert Anker, Swiss

Drinking To Forget Oprah's Oscar Snub, 1868

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 12, 2014

MASTERPIECE #965























Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French

The Muse of Poetry, Not Looking Forward to Re-Caulking Her Tub, 1845

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

MASTERPIECE #964











Max Liebermann, German

Women Taking a Spin Class, 1887

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 5, 2014

MASTERPIECE #963



















Alexandre-Marie Colin, French

Othello, Thinking Maybe He Can Make It Look Like an Overdose, 1829

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 2, 2014

MASTERPIECE #962























Corneille Seghers, Belgian

The Duchess of Kent, Still Pissed at the Duke for that "Thunder Thighs" Comment, 1857

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

MASTERPIECE #961























Joseph Aved, French-Dutch

The Marquis of Mirabeau, Wanting to Know Who Left Their Crap on his Desk, 1744

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 29, 2013

MASTERPIECE #960

















Edouard Manet, French

Mary Poppins After the Lobotomy, 1879

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 26, 2013

MASTERPIECE #959



















Edouard Manet, French

Why You Probably Shouldn't Expect Any More Narnia Movies For Awhile, 1880

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

MASTERPIECE #958













Pietro Saltini, Italian

Enjoying Grandpa's Annual R-Rated Nativity Puppet Show, 1863

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

MASTERPIECE #957























El Greco, Spanish

The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619

Oil on canvas