MASTERPIECE #961

Joseph Aved, French-Dutch

The Marquis of Mirabeau, Wanting to Know Who Left Their Crap on his Desk, 1744

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #960

Edouard Manet, French

Mary Poppins After the Lobotomy, 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #959

Edouard Manet, French

Why You Probably Shouldn't Expect Any More Narnia Movies For Awhile, 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #958

Pietro Saltini, Italian

Enjoying Grandpa's Annual R-Rated Nativity Puppet Show, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #957

El Greco, Spanish

The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #956

Luigi Ademollo, Italian

Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816

Fresco

MASTERPIECE #955

Viggo Johansen, Danish

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #954

Jean-Francois Millet, French

The Sesame Street Strangler Hiding Snuffalupagus' Body, 1852

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #953

Theodore Roussel, French

Ashley the "Free Spirit," About to Get Kicked Out of Barnes & Noble Again, 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #952

Otto van Veen, Southern Netherlandish

The Artist's Family, Getting a Little Tired of Posing for the Christmas Card, 1584

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #951

Carolus-Duran, French

Supermodel Undressing Backstage at the Victorian Secret Fashion Show, 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #950

Merry-Joseph Blondel, French

The Count of Toulouse's Topps Rookie Card (Featuring His Famous "Called Shot"), 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #949

Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Carrie Underwood's Agent After Reading the Review in Variety, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #948

Jozsef Borsos, Hungarian

Hungarian Army Officer, Wondering Why No One is Answering That F-ing Phone, 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #947

 

Gustave Courbet, French

Man Wondering If The Problem Might Be His Conditioner, 1842

Oil on canvas