MASTERPIECE #957

El Greco, Spanish

The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #956

Luigi Ademollo, Italian

Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816

Fresco

MASTERPIECE #955

Viggo Johansen, Danish

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #954

Jean-Francois Millet, French

The Sesame Street Strangler Hiding Snuffalupagus' Body, 1852

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #953

Theodore Roussel, French

Ashley the "Free Spirit," About to Get Kicked Out of Barnes & Noble Again, 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #952

Otto van Veen, Southern Netherlandish

The Artist's Family, Getting a Little Tired of Posing for the Christmas Card, 1584

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #951

Carolus-Duran, French

Supermodel Undressing Backstage at the Victorian Secret Fashion Show, 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #950

Merry-Joseph Blondel, French

The Count of Toulouse's Topps Rookie Card (Featuring His Famous "Called Shot"), 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #949

Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Carrie Underwood's Agent After Reading the Review in Variety, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #948

Jozsef Borsos, Hungarian

Hungarian Army Officer, Wondering Why No One is Answering That F-ing Phone, 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #947

 

Gustave Courbet, French

Man Wondering If The Problem Might Be His Conditioner, 1842

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #946

Laurent de La Hyre, French

Spotters Helping Jesus With His Double Front Handspring Into a Roundoff, 1629

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #945

Karoly Ferenczy, Hungarian

Awkward Performing Arts High School Prom Photos.com, 1908

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #944

Nikolaus Knupfer, Dutch

Rodney and Sharon, God's Next-Door Neighbors, 1639

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #943

Francisco de Zubaran, Spanish

"Hi!  Welcome to Hooters," 1630

Oil on canvas