MASTERPIECE #917

Pieter Lastman, Dutch

Previously on "Hillbilly Handfishin,'" 1625

Color on canvas

MASTERPIECE #916

Titian, Italian

Fernando Alvarez de Toledo, 3rd Duke of Whoop Ass, 1550

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #915

Stefano di Giovanni, Italian

Saint Paul the Anchorite Being Stopped-and-Frisked by Saint Anthony the Great, 1445

Tempera on wood

MASTERPIECE #914

Titian, Italian

Proof That, While Slimming, Black is not a Miracle Worker, 1550

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #913

Sebastiano Ricci, Italian

Angel Telling Saint Peter There Are Donuts in the Prison Kitchen, 1710

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #912

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Little Girl Reading "The Giving Tree" and Realizing Life is Pointless, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #911

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Richard Dreyfuss, Visibly Moved by the "Breaking Bad" Finale, 1910

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #910

Pierre-Cecile Puvis de Chavannes, French

Miley Cyrus Asking Girlfriends What They Thought Of Her "Wrecking Ball" Video, 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #909

Titian, Italian

E-Trade Baby Giving Venetian Aristocrats Illegal Stock Tips, 1511

Fresco

MASTERPIECE #908

Matthias Stom, Dutch

Jesus Proving He's All-Knowing By Revealing the Ending to "Breaking Bad," 1633

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #907

Robert Campin, Flemish

John the Baptist, About to Pull the Old "Lamb Up the Robe" Gag, 1438

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #906

John Everett Millais, English

Father Demanding That Daughter Give His Quizno's Punch Card Back, 1859

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #905

Joan de Joanes, Spanish

Jesus Flipping the Communion Wafer To See Who Has to Wash the Dishes, 1576

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #904

Sir Joshua Reynolds, British

Before They Were Stars:  Emma Thompson, Dog Sitter, 1763

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #903

Thomas Eakins, American

Rower Suddenly Noticing the Competition Isn't Wearing Pants, 1873

Oil on canvas