MASTERPIECE #906

John Everett Millais, English

Father Demanding That Daughter Give His Quizno's Punch Card Back, 1859

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #905

Joan de Joanes, Spanish

Jesus Flipping the Communion Wafer To See Who Has to Wash the Dishes, 1576

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #904

Sir Joshua Reynolds, British

Before They Were Stars:  Emma Thompson, Dog Sitter, 1763

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #903

Thomas Eakins, American

Rower Suddenly Noticing the Competition Isn't Wearing Pants, 1873

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #902

William Merritt Chase, American

Here Comes the Victorian Honey Boo Boo, 1889

Pastel on paper

MASTERPIECE #901

John Singer Sargent, American

Isle of Capri, 1878

Oil on canvas

John Singer Sargent, American

Isle of Capri After a Four Loko, 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #900

Unknown Syrian Painter

Ancient Parable of the Hare and the Elephant Fighting Over a Condom, 1354

Paper

MASTERPIECE #899

Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Santa Hat, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #898

Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Godewyn and Nicolaas Arriving at Tulip-Arranging Roadblock on "The Amazing Race:  Holland," 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #897

Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Algerian Soldier in Hammer Pants, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #896

Sir Henry Raeburn, British

Husband and Wife Standing Where He Could Have Sworn They Parked the Horse and Carriage, 1790

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #895

Suzuki Harunobu, Japanese

Women Totally Confused By the Instructions for Their New Swiffer Mop, 1750

Paper

MASTERPIECE #894

John William Waterhouse, English

Narcissus, Hoping Like Hell That iPhones Are Waterproof, 1903

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #892

Edmund Leighton, English

"Game of Thrones" Extras, Bored Sh*tless, 1922

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #891

Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-English

Terrier Being Robbed at Spearpoint, 1878

Oil on canvas