MASTERPIECE #890

Gottlieb Schick, German

Before They Were Stars:  The 2 Broke Girls, 1800

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #889

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Woman Exposing Her Buns (All Three of Them), 1841

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #888

Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

Bathsheba With Nail Salon Groupon, 1654

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #887

Bartolome Esteban Murillo, Spanish

The Christ Child Bringing Bagels to Work, 1678

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #886

Jacques-Louis David, French

French Aristocrat Separating Mistresses Into "Naughty" and "Nice," 1795

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #885

Edgar Degas, French

Woman After the Bath (But Before the Tramp Stamp), 1890

Pastel on wove paper laid on millboard

MASTERPIECE #884

Charles Beaubrun, French

Kate Middleton in Cute Maternity Outfit, 1638

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #883

James Tissot, French

Lindsay Lohan's Great-Great-Grandmother Sneaking Out to the Clubs, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #882

Duccio, Italian

Chuck Lorre Taking His Revenge on Angus T. Jones, 1308

Tempera on wood

MASTERPIECE #881

Barnaba da Modena, Italian

Mary Ending Her "Yoga For Apostles" Class With Namaste, 1377

Egg tempera on wood

MASTERPIECE #880

Antonello da Messina, Italian

Jesus Telling Barista to Make That TWO Double Shot Iced Caramel Macchiatios, 1465

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #879

Charles Loring Elliott, American

"Sorry, I Have to Take This," 1857

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #878

Cristofano Allori, Italian

We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together, 1613

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #877

Ivan Makarov, Russian

Jesus Stumping for Romney in Ohio, 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #876

Sir John Everett Millais, English

Couple Hoping to Rekindle the Magic With "Fifty Shades of Grey," 1874

Oil on canvas