MASTERPIECE #835

James Tissot, French

Spying On That Sailor Who Swabs the Deck Nude, 1873

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #834

Junius Brutus Stearns, American

Up Next on the History Channel: "Amish Shark Hunters," 1860

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #833

Sir Thomas Lawrence, English

Queen Charlotte Thinking How Much She'd Love To Be In Her Sweatpants Right Now, 1789

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #832

Horace Vernet, French

The Artist Inadvertently Smoking His 7-Iron, 1835

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #831

Francisco de Goya, Spanish

St. Gregory Unwinding With a Little Scrapbooking, 1797

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #830

Henrik Weber, Hungarian

The Artist's Family, Realizing The Studio Apartment Thing Isn't Working, 1846

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #829

Anton Raphael Mengs, German

Ferdinand IV, King of Naples (Formerly Mayor of Munchkinland), 1760

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #828

Louise Elisabeth Vigee-Le Brun, French

Harpist Forced to Break It to God That She Doesn't Know Any Nicki Minaj, 1809

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #827

Joseph-Marie Vien, FrenchCupid About To Get Lei'd, 1773Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #826

Benjamin West, American-English

William Penn Buying Pennsylvania from the Indians for a Dirty White Tablecloth, 1771

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #825

Joseph Wright, English

A Few of the Local Villagers Messing Around With Plutonium, 1773

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #824

Pierre-Henri de Valenciennes, French

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Crushed By a Pedestal, 1794

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #823

Joseph-Marie Vien, French

St. Peter Making a Surprise Appearance at Coachella, 1767

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #822

Francois-Guillaume Menageot, French

The Amazing Abs Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian, 1781

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #821

Guillaume Lethiere, French

Cato of Utica Being Driven Crazy By These Motherloving Bedbugs, 1795

Oil on canvas