MASTERPIECE #822

Francois-Guillaume Menageot, French

The Amazing Abs Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian, 1781

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #821

Guillaume Lethiere, French

Cato of Utica Being Driven Crazy By These Motherloving Bedbugs, 1795

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #820

Sir Joshua Reynolds, English

Portrait of the Artist, Off to Kill a Spider in the Bathroom, 1775

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #819

Henri-Francois Riesener, French

Young Lady Realizing Too Late the Dog Needed a Walk, 1818

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #818

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

The Bisexual's Dilemma, 1785

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #817

Alessandro Longhi, Italian

Gentleman Completely Misunderstanding What Girlfriend Meant By "No Glove, No Love," 1780

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #816

Jean Charles Nicaise Perrin, French

That Dad at Day Care Who Never Wears Deodorant, 1784

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #815

Johann Peter Krafft, German-Austrian

If Liberace Had Done Military Service, 1812

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #814

Louis-Jean-Francois Lagrenee, French

Virgin Mary's Tiger Mom Forcing Her to Learn Calculus, 1772

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #813

Adelaide Labille-Guiard, French

Me Showing Girlfriends One Of My Ryan Gosling Nudes, 1785

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #812

Pietro Perugino, Italian

Mary Insisting Her Name's on the List for Resurrection After-Party, 1476

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #811

Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French

Previously Lost Footage of Marlon Brando as Bob Cratchit, 1774

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #810

Marguerite Gerard, French

The Duchess of Montebello and Her Children, Only One of Whom Notices the Approaching Bear, 1814

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #809

Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French

Actor Rehearsing DeNiro's "You Talkin' To Me?" Monologue From "Taxi Driver," 1763

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #808

Marguerite Gerard, French

Painter Making Model Uncomfortable By Spending Way Too Much Time On Her Boobs, 1803

Oil on panel