MASTERPIECE #756

Jacques-Antoine Beaufort, French

Brutus Losing Again at Rock, Paper, Scissors, 1771

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #755

William Blake, English

Young Isaac Newton Getting Work Done on the Crapper, 1795

Copper engraving with pen and ink and watercolor

MASTERPIECE #754

Paolo Veronese, Italian

Struggling Actress Begging Jesus for a Boob Job, 1570

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #753

Martin Drolling, French

The Count of Valois Going Commando and Not Caring Who Knows It, 1797

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #752

Guercino, Italian

Mary and St. Peter Bummed Out About the Saints Game, 1647

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #751

Fra Angelico, Italian

St. Dominic and St. Francis Rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars," 1434

Tempera and gold on panel

MASTERPIECE #750

Andrea del Sarto, Italian

Checking Out That Smokin' New Nun, 1528

Tempera on wood

MASTERPIECE #749

Andrea del Castagno, Italian

Apostles at Last Supper, Wondering Where the Hell That Waitress Disappeared To, 1447

Fresco

MASTERPIECE #748

Albrecht Altdorfer, German

The Ill-Fated Stunt That Got "Jackass" Cancelled, 1530

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #747

Michiel Sweerts, Southern Netherlandish

Things Getting Weird at Last Night's GOP Debate, 1648

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #746

John Everett Millais, English

Joan of Arc Asking God if He's Got Anything "More Slimming," 1865

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #745

Emanuel Leutze, American

Columbus Doing His Lame Rodney Dangerfield Impression, 1843

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #744

Andrea Vaccaro, Italian

Saint Cajetan Declining Offer of Personal Thin-Crust Pizza, 1630

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #743

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Mother Discovering "Gift" Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #258

Gerard David, Dutch

Three Men In A Tub: The Legend Begins, 1505

Oil on wood